You’re 100% correct.

The joke is that Pete/Grammer is trying to trick the Barbies into sex by promising them parts in a movie, a reference to the sort of behavior epitomized by Harvey Weinstein. That is, it’s a reference to actual women having sex under threat of damage to their careers.

Right? Cousins is worth literally nothing, but KD is worth the max. This seems like one of those cases where more trust needs to be put in analytics over...whatever the hell they’re using.

The Wizards need to go sit in the corner with Dwight Howard’s contract and think about what they’ve done.

It’s weird, though, because he really isn’t. Even if he doesn’t get any better, he’s still a decent starter on most teams in the league. It’s just a weird inverse of whatever deranged instinct drove someone to offer Bismack Biyombo $80M.

I feel like people in these comments are interpreting it as a sex joke instead of a rape joke? Hopefully? Because otherwise I’m kinda horrified.

Does that change if you think about this as a barely-veiled rape joke? I mean, I’m as averse to cutting parts from old media as anyone, but it’s a pretty gross bit.

I still sometimes think about the dog barking, “Arugula! Arugula!”

Justin had to beat a man bloody in single combat to get where he is.

“My dog is a better senior advisor than your daughter.”

Wow, I never took you for an antisemite before.

oh jesus no

Lucky for you, ‘Fuck the world’ always makes sense now.

“I speak Spanish better than you, peasant!”

The first cut they made was firing the costumer.

Stephens also condemns the Democrats for speaking Spanish with an American accent. Because ordinary, decent Americans like ‘us’ don’t speak Spanish because we’re not smug elitists, but also we speak it fluently with a Mexican accent and if you don’t then you’re a pathetic peasant.

Also Jack’s a white supremacist.

We don’t have the cleanest water we’ve had in the last...three years.

Even more easily if they never want to see you again.

At least Harley and Ivy now have the one healthy relationship in Gotham City. Progress is possible!