When was the golden age of American third parties? There have been periods when a third party is influential, but they’ve always settled out into a two-party equilibrium. That’s just how our electoral/governing structures have always been organized.

CLINTON GOT TWO MILLION MORE VOTES

Oh no, what if Democrats change the system so that, unlike in the past, it becomes inhospitable for third parties! What will happen to the thriving third parties of America, which have substantial influence and popular support because Democrats have not yet destroyed them? We’ll surely miss the leadership of…

He’s wrong on that education, but I at can at least believe he’s sincere about it. Dude went to a top-tier public school only because his well-off professional parents paid some white people to do all the in-person parts of buying a house in the district. If that’s your formative experience with public schools, even a…

His dad didn’t do it like a fucking moron, though.

But she’s their sister! Shouldn’t she recommend them a tailor who won’t humiliate them? I mean, no, because those kids are all soulless snakes, but...yeesh.

Kush’s grandparents were refugees from the Holocaust. Donj and Eric’s owned blocks of NYC real estate. It’s not the age of the money; they’re just a shitty family.

The Secret Service has started keeping a special file on the threat posed by radicalized fundamentalist tailors.

And yet the Trump kids are third-generation oligarchs! They’re just 1)trash and 2)incapable of learning.

Just because New Orleans laid claim to Utah’s iconic indigenous musical style doesn’t mean they get to steal the franchise founded in Salt Lake City. It’s bad enough their NFL team ditched its Mormon birthplace.

It’s not that athletes who would otherwise play soccer professionally would instead play basketball. It’s that kids who now play soccer but outgrow it would have been playing basketball from the jump and have a clearer path to the pros. We’re talking a cultural change where basketball becomes the ‘default’ sport, like…

I don’t know why Randall’s mad at the guy calling him Zion without hops. Zion’s great and everyone knows IPAs are played out.

Obviously that’s what they mean, but the lie is that they want rich people from “good countries.” Taking them at their word (lol), that means Rudy and Giannis.

The Pistons still have Josh Smith on the books for ‘19-‘20. Durant has some strong performances to match.

Reverse racism!!!!!1!

The prosecution’s account of his family’s finances made it look like they weren’t upper anything class douchebags. $3000 in overdraft fees!

The Witch King is a surprisingly good fit, too.

It was basically in the charging documents, where he was doing tequila shots with Individual C and getting a hotel room with Individual G and such. They’re just making it explicit now.

“And yet you participate in society. Interesting!”

They’re all Europeans! It’s exactly the kind of immigration Republicans want!