Bol Bol’s foot must be so fucked up for him to have fallen off the cliff like this.

What do you mean? They seem to very reliably perform their intended purpose of providing evidence that is useful to cops and absolutely no other kind of evidence ever.

That’s apparently in part because she has a really good staff, for the boringly sensible reason that she pays them well. Just strong fundamentals all the way around.

She’s so good at trolling Republicans because she’s relentlessly decent and always knows what she’s talking about, which are both utterly foreign to them. It’s not really about being ‘good at Twitter’ so much as taking positions that are defensible on the merits. Her individual genius is getting people to listen to…

He’s guaranteed to produce at least a bit more when he’s not the ~third option, so Kyrie leaving will instantly improve his numbers.

“Unlike past generations of non-Anglophone Catholics, the current non-Anglophone Catholics are...I’ll come in again.”

Ted Lieu and Brian Schatz are good too!

I think they’d just rather not have a starting-quality PG next season and let Ja run things. And Dieng is making a bizarrely huge amount of money -- like ~$20M next year?

She’s like prime-Bill-Clinton good at politics. She just makes it look so easy.

“Ever since Jews became white people, we’ve been intensely concerned for their wellbeing!”

“And By I ‘Us’ I Mean Those Of Us In Upper Income Brackets In Rich Countries”

Uhhhhh...or she’s not a fucking moron and knows that even “regular” concentration camps are bad enough to freak out over?

Twitch Plays eventually successfully completes the game.

I honestly can’t imagine what Melo did to CBS Sports to deserve this, but it must’ve been real bad.

I hope, and expect, whichever Dem takes over will get it done at double speed. Maybe follow it up with a big batch of $2 bills with Bayard Rustin.

What Happens When You Elect Conservatives, part Infinity

But that didn’t happen! Polls showed Clinton up ~3% in the popular vote, and she actually won it by ~2%. That’s...pretty good polling.

By Splinter’s accelerationist standards, convincing Republicans to do a good thing is bad, actually, because eliminating all Republicans (and Democrats besides campaign-year Bernie Sanders) would be better.

It’s not Congress, and particularly not the House, that needs shaming. There’s been no movement on this despite majority support in both houses because Mitch McConnell is a remorseless nihilist who’s refused for years to allow the bill to receive a vote in the Senate because Fuck You, I guess.

What are gig workers for if not taking the blame for your fuckup?