Poor Natalie had some similar shit happen with Jonathan Safran Foer too, she worked with him on the Eating Animals movie and apparently he went and told his wife he and Natalie were in love and he was leaving her. Apparently that was news to Natalie who is happily married.

Because grown men can’t enjoy adult women’s vaginas, and they all actually long to be shagging some tight teen pussy? What a gross fucking thing to say.

When did people un-learn how to behave around other people? Seriously, customers and/or drivers are worried about a few initial words?

Wanting to see pics of other’s people babies and kids is creepy I think.

I’d just like to say, it doesn’t have to be this way. There are men who jump into fatherhood with gusto and reject praise for their household contributions. You can probably tell before you have kids, too. Did he stick you with all the wedding planning? Does he do housework like a grown up? Does he make his own…

Remember that dad’s BBC interview that got interrupted by toddlers? Here’s the female version:

Yes - for myself that means items i have to fuss with are a no-go. Wrap dresses that can slip around and need to be carefully tied, long fashion scarves that need to constantly be readjusted when in windy or bad weather, boots that take longer than 20 seconds to tie - i don’t even like that my winter coat (which style…

I have never worn a wrap dress without a camisole underneath, and any clothing that mandates the wearing of additional unrelated clothing is in empirical fact, imperfect. The prosecution rests. 

Did he take the sandwich?

I feel like, if you’ve dropped $30k on porn, you’ve got some pretty specialist preferences. Leaving that shit for your poor parents to look after is your own damn fault. This dude is a wanker in more ways than one.

As the parent of an adult daughter who hasn’t always made decisions that I would have wanted her to make, let me be the first to say you don’t kick your kids out of the house just because they quit college if you “love them very much.” 

Try to remember that it wouldn’t have been great, specifically because he doesn’t have a spine. Someone who was going to let that be the end of your relationship would never have given you the life you deserve- you deserve someone who would defend you.

no one cares about your son's boners.

“like a nerd” = “by believing every conspiracy theory I stumbled across”

Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for four months in 2006 and 2007, which qualifies her to have an opinion on whatever is happening between him and A Star Is Born co-star Lady Gaga.

I think Anna Faris is thanking her lucky stars she escaped this shitshow. 

That was...not what I expecting her aesthetic to be.

I wish every day was the day we found out about Fyre Festival.