A friend once said “no one is going to write a book about you” and it was the most succinct truth I was ever handed.

Listen to how he talks about the women in his life. That’s how he’ll talk about you after the initial rush wears off.

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

so, so, so NOT BINGO. everyone is running to defend themselves for plugging their ears and not showing one shred of doubt where there was damn good reason to be suspicious. TEAM JEZEBEL ALL THE WAY ON THIS ONE.

He always struck me as a gross comedian with strong misogynistic undertones in his performance but so many liberal guys I know loved him. He sounds so much like Adam Carolla or Bill Burr but because he has all the right politics, he’s fine I guess?

And, if my anecdata from college can be trusted, approach every self-proclaimed male feminist with a healthy dose of skepticism, as they have a nasty habit of mansplaining feminism to you and/or using it as a buzzword to try to wheedle you into casual sex with them. (Because if you were a good feminist, you’d be…

I agree with your assessment of this person in general but agree with Jane’s advice. If you are truly repentant and cheated once (not multiple times), don’t tell them. The cheater should feel guilty and like shit, but not dump shit feelings on another.

I think she’s a ten and he’s boring :O (and I have seen him in the Captain America suit. Still boring!)

The fan, a woman in her 40s,

I like Pink a lot. I think she’s brave and tough and unabashedly herself. I just wish she’d realize that other women’s unabashed selves look different than hers, and that should be celebrated too.

CHILDREN OF SCHOOL GOING AGE DO NOT WANT YOUR WRINKLY BALLS

You sound like you want to get it, but I don’t think you do.

“So sorry - when I speak to young women I naturally assume they’ll never be successful enough for anyone to care what they say.”

doot doot doodle doodle doot doot doo doo (I’m clearly bad at that)

I’ve been to Nebraska. He’s a 1 there, too.

what fucking troll planet is that a 6 on

A 6? Is that you, Harvey?

So, this is 6 ... out of 100?

Bro, you’re like a 6.

Did you mean Negative 6?