Yes. It’s called “pants”.

I bet she called over to them, “amigos? Poop-o on floor-o! Grass-e-ass!”. . .

“THE MEXICANS” Jesus Butthole Christ

“I am a gay man right now just without the physical act – that’s all.”

I recently bought these. I’m in that weird gap between plus sizes and regular sizes, with big thighs. You could also try a pantskirt or short culottes.

Damn you fingerbottom I was eating a pickle! I might have aspirated pickle in my lungs now! Are you happy? Every breath tastes like dill.

I just has a wine-up-the-nose hoot, Mrs Fingerbottom.

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

Same. When the answer to “who is this hurting” is “delicate bigoted law makers” I’m sorry but that’s not enough for me

I hope you texted him “I am more than my holes.”

Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.

This is exactly why Katy needs to bang Harry ASAP. Then their feud would at least have a meaning. The truest of meanings, even.

My wife started watching it and when and episode would come on it was my queue to head to the garage.

It was so bad. I started watching it thinking it was going to be an empowering girl power type show, and all it was was a mean person stealing and being a jerk to everyone.

Seconded

Agreed — it was not, at all.

Yeah, this show was terrible.

You are so welcome! A few years ago I saw a washer/dryer combo item at Best Buy. It was under the counter like a dishwasher, used 110 volt outlet & did not need an exhaust tube, but was $1500 and required my landlord to okay its installation, and would have taken up some of my scant storage cabinets...I lived in a…

Like most things in the US, surrogacy laws vary by state. California is considered one of the more surrogacy-friendly states (you can establish parentage before the baby is born, unlike in many other states). As far as I can tell, CA does not have any restrictions on how much you can pay a surrogate; the only…