He should be named Jon Salami, amirite everyone?

Me irl right now.

Maybe it would be better if they required the overall composition of the models for each show to match society or something?

Which is why I was happy to see they’d abandoned that measure. However, I wonder how many doctors would be willing to write “healthy” for a couple dollars? I mean, I’m sure Dr. Nick’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical Clinic has a French counterpart....

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

I watched with my husband, and at the end, I asked him what he thought and it did not go well. I can’t remember the exact words—all I remember is static?—but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him” and said it felt “unrealistic.”

I DID NOT KNOW MY DREAM UNTIL YOU SAID IT FOR ME.

“When your outlet is taken away from you... “

im obsessed with miss tina’s instagram bio

I’m literally lol’ing. That was a perfect comment.

This is perfect.

No! It’s absolutely, definitely, 100% for sure “DUN DUN.” In all caps.

1. We are eventually be treated to some TMI story about this child being conceived in Paris, overlooking the Seine.

Such a stupid name. Good thing little Lea is probably going to be a stunner and also very rich.

I snorted.

Five to seven minutes is the average time it takes for me to get bored and fake a convincing orgasm.

LOL. You’ve got some convincing ladies on your hands.