I support your demand! (they exist btw, I have a pair, but they’re not jeans.. just black pants)

Nah. As soon as he started describing Kristina as the ‘safe’ or ‘rational’ choice, it was clear that he wasn’t that into her. Whether you’re trying to be serious or not, you don’t go for someone because they ‘make sense’. Raven was right, as far as I’m concerned.

Remember when we all thought Dubya was the worst it could get? I miss those days.

I know everyone wears them, but they are SO RARELY flattering! It’s not so much about thin or thick, it’s just that those pants accentuate every detail about your hips and legs and most of us have adult woman bodies that are not ~perfectly proportioned~. And that’s fine! But there are soooooo many other kinds of pants…

Between his mom and his daughter, those Z-genes are STRONG.

He is fighting the good fight. I wish him luck.

IT IS SO GOOD.

I remember this show being kind of... around when I was a teenager. I watched bits of it here and there and never thought much of it, but now I look back on it and I like a lot of the actors, maybe I should watch it? Am I wrong in getting a bit of Better Off Ted (SO UNDERRATED) vibes from it?

LMAO they realllllly like that twisty elbow move. I propose we call it: The Swifty.

A friend of mine has a kid with a similar syndrome and she’s in an online community for parents of kids with deformed limbs, and through that I’ve seen this kid on Facebook before. It really is amazing how resilient these kids are and how ingenious some tools and prosthetics are to help them with their daily…

LMAO. I thought it sounded familiar!

Both of our cats are rescues! We got the first one when he was aged 2-4 (the shelter couldn’t say for sure) and then we got him a little friend a few years later because he has major abandonment issues. The second one was a kitten when we got him to limit territorial behaviour between them. The difference between a…

Or at least show them they didn’t know who they were messing with.

Also, don’t think I, a historian, won’t round up my colleagues of the History Department for a viewing party, because you would be sorely mistaken. SORELY.

They may have the muscles but do these lads have what it takes to go down in history?

I had never heard of this and after looking it up I’m just.. fucking hell, people. This is sooooo cringe. And why does 70% of it read like fanfic? Why are young white girls on Tumblr so desperate to have a ~different label~? Are all self-proclaimed demisexuals aged 16? I’m upset.

Or the white and grey parts are legs, and the black triangle is the dick that can only REALLY come between them after sharing some deep poetry?

HAHAHAHAAH omg what is the word for when you’re almost 30 and can’t stop laughing at jokes a 10 year old would find hilarious? Because I just cackled in the office and I need a flag too.

The only thing worse than those parents are the ‘fans’. I just cannot wrap my head around people who admire this shit.

She seems like the ultimate Cool Girl. For some reason this couple really reminds me of Terry Richardson and his wife.