Oh, you mean this LL Cool J?

It’s often rich and famous people who accuse other people of doing things just to become rich and famous. It’s like, no, honey, not everyone is as obsessed with money and fame as you are. These people genuinely don’t understand that for normal people, fame and attention is not a goal in and of itself.

I don’t know who those people are but this man is my new favourite poet.

EWWW. Also, what’s the point of specifically seeking out models for sexy time if you don’t even look at them?

He is French, so he was a ‘foreign rapist’ when he lived in your country. Now he is a regular old domestic one who committed his crime elsewhere. America has them too, I promise!

Yawn. Call me when he dates a redhead. Lol kidding! That would never happen because we have fire crotches.

Trick question! These photos are all the same photo. NICE TRY.

I am sick and tired of Trump-hungover assholes seeing the light and wanting sympathy. Former staff, disappointed Trump voters, people shocked at the neo-Nazi-violence: glad you woke up. But I don’t feel bad for you one bit.

Free speech does not equal consequence-free speech. He’s not in jail for his revolting and publicly expressed opinions. He is not censored and local authorities ensured his safety while he ‘protested’. He showed his face, he shouted his hate. He put all the info out there himself.

This is so sweet. I’m just going to enjoy this and not say anything else.

I’m a WWII historian and I don’t even know what to say anymore.

Deandre, I’m so sorry these hateful pieces of shit did this to you.

I FINALLY read The Handmaid’s Tale! It was amazing and I cannot believe it was written in the ‘80s and not yesterday. Will start the tv show today.

And that is the proof we demand for all crime. Got robbed? Where’s the photo, LIAR?

I really hate it when people have sex in public places with other people present, LIKE TRAINS. You are not as sneaky as you think you are and I did not volunteer for a role in your exhibitionist fantasies.

When I read the headline I was worried that he would go men’s right-y on us BUT I think his statements are very reasonable. Fake rape claims hurt the cause so much.

More apology available upon request.

When Aaron Carter was Aaron Carter he was like, an 8 year old child, right? I legitimately only remember ever hearing him sing about candy and then he disappeared from the earth and now he is a 50 year old junkie.

Chloe better get in line!

Salma Hayek is FIFTY?!