I just skimmed this, but I’m intrigued by the idea of putting Philadelphia inside a hole on the moon.

Who? Doge Demaro?

Tom’s doing it right again....

Surprised she didn’t complained about the smell of their disgusting cheese.

I know nobody asked for my 2¢, but here it is:

There are cheaper and less legal ways to kill yourself.

Dames Bond.

Nope, I agree. It was just mostly more of the same mediocre later-years Top Gear. The only part I really enjoyed was the Namibia special. I think they should just scrap the test track and studio parts altogether and focus the show entirely on road trips. They definitely have the budget for it now, and that’s when they…

I’m probably going to get lynched, but I didn’t much care for season 1.

Eh...build up your immunity! If we are too sanitary a sneeze from a Malasian guy will wipe out 1/2 of the US population.

And don’t request lemon wedges. They’re usually never rinsed first, and they’re cut in a hurry by wait staff on questionable surfaces.

I’ll be waiting for the press release from “crusing week” when you have people driving up and down Coastal Highway in Top Sportsman class cars on slicks carrying on and acting up...

1985 seems like it was an odd time.

But is it going to suck

Mystichrome, good? You’re drunk. Go home.

Mystichrome is second only to “Dragon Vette” in gag-tickling terribleness.

Other than the SVT Cobra R and the absolutely PHENOMENAL Mystichrome cars (you will never ever ever convince me that any mass-market manufacturer has created a better paint than Mystichrome), there really aren’t any New Edge Mustangs that are desirable enough to be “show cars.”

Fear not Jon, I’m sure Nacho Man will soon be exposed as a virulent racist and/or a bad parallel parker.

I’ll make anyone in support of speed cameras (and honestly let’s throw red light cameras in as well since we know they increase rear-end collisions) a deal.

This guy has clearly Hadi-nuff of BMW.

Well, um, how do I explain this... he was... on the Soviet side.