If your first reaction is “Grow up” then you are missing the point. Here is an opportunity for you to step in and reassure the folks who frequent this site that while you are losing two unique voices, you have many more that are committed to continue on the tradition of what made Jalopnik great: unique and irreverent…

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

$26K for a 37 year old Eldo that looks like it was dressed-up by Ru-Paul on crack?

Imagine a world where this many people were this passionate about stuff like clean drinking water, functional infrastructure, public education, or homelessness. I think I’ve devolved to just being in awe at the efforts people will go for something that has been safely administered to over 200,000,000 people. 

“some of those that burn crosses, are the same that work forces”

America needs the wit and wisdom of Jay Sherman “The Critic” now more than ever.  So let’s revive that short-lived classic instead.

Duckman

Much better title for this video. 

Florida Man moved to the UK.

That intro was dope.

This statement still applies:

If they really wanted to do something new with the concept, I wouldn’t have said no to Zach Braff and Donald Faison as the couple.

Why RUDY is awful: The “where are they now?” at the end shows that Rudy, who got to participate in just one play in his career, in garbage time in a meaningless game... goes on to become a motivational speaker, who spends the rest of his life reliving the “glory” of that one play. The guy was given ten seconds of pity…

Watched the whole thing in one sitting and laughed my gd butt off. This is just great silly fun. I keep thinking back to Arnett’s line from the Marshawn Lynch episode, angrily shouting “We don’t have time to discuss the implausibility of this scenario!” and then proceeds to have him “mirror” the white suspects…

I believe we’re in a Godfather situation here.

Loved the heart to heart with BJ had with Eli in that scene and the way he opened up Eli’s mind.

Huge victory for all us rollerbladers who just want to go through life quietly, keeping swole.

This is a cop show in as much as the Simpsons is a family drama.

I’d rather have a show about Conan O’Brien and Jordan Schlansky solving mysteries.

It is my fervent hope that Lynch’s excellently rambling guest spot on Brooklyn Nine-Nine was cut from one 2-hour uninterrupted monologue that the crew only caught by sheer luck.