That is the Captain Samuel Vimes ‘Boots’ theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

But chickens don’t fly. Shouldn’t that be a Land, Land, & Sea?

Alternate math:

So...you bought the Valiant to be your winter driver...and are selling it...in the middle of winter?

I guess you’re not watching the Rolex 24 this weekend.  

So ... 6, but you’re claiming one as your brother’s. Isn’t that only 16.7%?

Dave trying to take a fruit basket to his new bosses when GE bought RCA (and NBC) in 1986:

This is actually my endgame in life. Not fame, just enough fortune to come up with something like this for my own cars.

Everything about this is amazing. Top notch build and attention to detail.

He’s every guy in this SNL skit:

The AV Club

I seriously hate the people in Ohio as a person who live in Ohio

Rusty Florida.

Yeah, I was going to say, she cemented her racing legacy as far as I’m concerned when she got back to it after that RA crash.

I’m most surprised Ohio still has a functioning EPA. I thought they just monitored river fires. 

3.5 million dollars eh?

Free electricity to all through large towers spaced out around the US. Good times. Also, the AC/DC war and public battles, which ironically lead to the invention of the electric chair.

“Let my people go...to Israel.”

“Yes, you’re buying 2 sets of tires but in tandem they will last as long as 2 sets in sequence.”