I’m honestly a little shocked Artie outlived Don Rickles.

RIP Bob

The Aristocrats!

I mean they didn’t come up with the phrase tunnel vision out of nowhere.

At least they’re together again.

“Bob was the first comedian that I ever saw perform, when I was a boy, live, and I loved him. But one thing that bonds us as comedians is we’re bitter, and jealous, and we hate everyone else that has any success. But Bob, honestly, has never had an unkind word for anybody, and I love him, and I hope everyone else…

Well, time to watch Dirty Work again

China is a manufacturing juggernaut, and because they execute people for corruption instead of rewarding them like the US, they can more than afford this. $1.5 billion for 6.6 miles when the Big Dig cost $20 billion for 1.5 miles.  A few million for LED replacements over the next 30 years is a tiny price compared to…

Motherfucker mess with me I’ll split yo head!!

I don’t know, kicking the shit out of the two armed guards (one of which had just called him “midnight”) to the shock and awe of Dan Aykroyd was pretty good.
I would’ve been happy with a two-hander spin-off of Mother annoying the shit out of Crease with his constant stream of batshit conspiracy theories (back when…

Not that I ever need an excuse, but this is a good time to rewatch Sneakers. 

If only the actual cars were stuck 20 years in the past as well...

The writer is nonplussed by this and literally could care less. /s

Welcome to jalopnik where the words mean nothing and only the clicks matter.

...the ironically named James Steelman.

You are aware that there are multiple religions that prohibit shaving, yes? There are also methods to masking up securely with your beard intact (e.g. Singh Thatta Technique).

I live in MN and anything south of Iowa is considered “the south” to me. 

Just get the cheapest manual car in decent running condition. Just get something cheap to learn in, then get a real car later, like after the pandemic is over and cars go back to reasonable prices.

Toyota, when reached for comment:

OK, I haven’t complained about the slideshows, but I absolutely will complain about this HORRIBLE white text on a dark background.