It’s in Revelations, people!!!

“God damn it, not another Changli post.”

The thing about Perd Hapley is that he was a journalist named Perd Hapley who always stated the obvious, much like I’m doing right now.

“The steer-by-wire system also eliminates annoying vibration from the road that normally transmits through a mechanical steering column.”

And in regards to his monologue at the end of the episode – I could listen to Matt Berry read the phone book.

Laszlo is such a great character. He doesn’t care at all for power. He loves his wife completely. Like, there’s less than 0 chance he’d ever fall in lvoe with anyone else and you can tell. And it turns out he’s loyal as anyone ever was when he decides to be.

Good lord, you’re right. Wow

Woah. I unconsciously read YOUR comment in Owen Wilson’s voice while staring straight at the picture of Dennis Hopper.

I read that in Dennis Hopper’s voice, like you were threatening him with a bomb.

TikTok, Boomer.

Wish the video would show what the hell these people are hitting, since it’s conveniently hidden behind the damn bush. Or even the article, that would’ve been helpful.

How the hell can you use a Toyota Hilux as the cover photo for a slideshow about the most indestructible vehicles ever... and not have a Toyota Hilux in the running for most indestructible vehicles ever? Bullshit.

Are you sayin’ . . . you wanna piece’a me!?!?!

same vibes

You can imagine the disappointment I felt when I went through the entire slideshow and did not see a Lexus LS400.

There is only one answer to this....

Camry would work here as well, but any Corolla is going to go forever. I’ve sold Corollas because I got sick of them, not because there was anything wrong with them. (Beige for additional durability points)

Fun fact: All of Wes Anderson’s new movies are screened in advance at the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston, so his mom can see them. I got to see Moonrise Kingdom there and it was a fun crowd.

Dave Letterman went through a period when, if he would have an actor on whose movie opened “in selected cities,” when billboarding that actor, Dave would get a deadly serious expression, look right into the camera, and intone, “I pray to God that your city has been selected.”

In the Annie sketch, I thought Sudeikis was channeling Dan Akroyd as Irwin Mainway.