This works for nearly everyone!

not only that but the way you get into trucking in a lot of companies is designed around dumping the risk on the drivers, leased cabs that the drivers pay to maintain basically suck all the potential money out of their paychecks. not only that most leases include a clause that says the driver must return the truck to…

Fair.

Nah, David usually gets things sorted eventually. The real moral of the story is to give him a deadline that is two weeks earlier than the actual deadline.

I feel you. I moved to the Portland area from Austin two years ago. Last summer: fires. This summer: multiple heat waves of 105-118.

Is this what happens when you Mess With Texas?

Unless your car is already broken, in which case: I bet I can fix it.

Just remember... Doctor Oz wasn't disqualified at any point....

Nissan Senta

Two wipers at the same time, man.

I also liked her line right before the opening credits:

“(confused) Around the what? ...(excitedly) Ass?!”

It is not as bad when Archer has been running only 1/5 of you life. At least you can go back and stream the good stuff. It is a rare gem to find smart fun light hearted stuff to watch on tv anymore. I am glad Archer is still on.

First thing I thought

How is there no mention of Judy Greer’s perfect line reading as Cheryl gleefully suggests they name the agency Anal Bullets?

Man, I love the design and I hope it’s not vaporware but I’m not holding my breath. I’m also curious how crash testing will affect it.

Forget the pickup, give me the (also probably vaporware) Alpha JAX!

Marty McFly approved 

At least Ringo and Paul made it into their 80s, so at least half of The Beatles made it to old age.

“Charlie’s good tonight innit he?” Yes Mick, yes he was. The absolute best. I love the Stones, and this hurts a lot.

We might as well brace ourselves now.

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