Missed opportunity for the Ford Active Replaceable Tether System.

That pisses me off so much at Taco Bell. Most customers won't emphasize what they want and get mad if we get their order wrong. Tell me exactly when a customer says they want a large Baja Blast, and we give them the drink and they get mad and say, " this is supposed to be a freeze." We aren't fucking mind readers,…

“This wife of a Founding Father is now best known for her delicious, snack-sized pies.”

I’m sorry, but Oz is a clear number 10, behind “getting hit by a bus”. 

Wallace Shawn would like a word. 

Let Gilbert Godfried do it, you cowards!

Also, they should just have Patrick Warburton do it.

The metric is what Burger King themselves defined it as. You even included it in the image you posted above - a meal includes a small fries and drink.

This seems like a good spot to rant that all these apps have terrible UIs. Whether designate choice by making still frame 3% bigger than the other pictures. Trying to move the highlighted icon on the vertical menu on the left, but instead you are in control of the box around the picture on the array to the left (or…

God I hope he tells a joke that goes over time.

I’m from Cleveland! I will be back later this year for a longer stay on my van travels, I will keep this in mind, thank you so much!

He should go back to writing for The Simpsons, “Homer Goes to College” was an all-time classic.

Mike Myers portraying an old man here looks better than actual old man Mike Myers.

Better be Norm.

I know not everyone wants to use apps to order, but they avoid situations like this and any other mystery charges that might occur.

It’s an orange on a toothpick!

He’ll be cryin’ himself to sleep on his huge pilla!

Has anyone’s output crashed and burned as severely as Mike Myers’s?

So I Married an Axe Murderer is an under-rated masterpiece.