It’s a Sploid article. Of course it’s garbage. What else would you expect from a “check-out-this-cool-thing-I-found-on-the-internet” themed blog.

Yes, it’s brilliant how in 1963, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby managed to base their character on someone who wouldn’t be born for another 8 years.

A Shakespeare sequel? It’s been done.

If they actually put Agent Carter on, say, Netflix or whatever like they did with Agents of SHIELD, then maybe some of us that didn’t catch the show when it first aired might actually start watching. I missed the beginning of season 1, and because it’s never been readily available for streaming (unless you pay for…

When they stop making money.

Hasbro has already tied MASK with G.I. Joe in the past:

“Finally?”

Sorry, Han Solo and Mr. Sulu. Based on everything we know right now, you’ll never be able to punch a button and travel through “hyperspace,” or go to warp speed. Traveling faster than light is almost certainly impossible.

If your psychiatrist says “Tell me about your childhood,” this is where you begin.

Prediction: Alan Moore will hate it.

Those of us that don’t participate in the Pro-Marvel, Anti-DC internet groupthink have been getting blasted for pointing out Marvel’s redundant formula and saying how unfair it is that DC gets obsessively attacked for trying something different.

...and this is a way better shot from Rushmore.

How is do this not the shot the pick for the Graduate?

Looks Japanese to me.

I’m white and it pisses me off. You take a Japanese character named Mokoto Kusanagi, who lives in Japan and works for the Japanese government, and what do you do? Cast the whitest person you could find.

This is why I insist on using completely random and inappropriate emojis. 🍡🏏🎫👾⛺️🌅📞⚗🔭🛌🗿📓📦⏲🎙📺

He does realize that this is just a big invitation for someone to do it again?