At the risk of sounding like a broken record... they want up to an extra $450 depending on the effing watch band. The device themselves are exactly the same, right down to the steel the watch body is made out of. To me, that's like doubling the price of your iPad based on which Smart Cover you pick out. There's no…

John Oliver put it best. How is this still a thing?

Right. I forgot that Sauron forged it in the fires of Mount Doom.

Nope. Stainless steel. The same stuff my forks are made of.

Still not sure how they can charge an extra $500 for a fucking watch band.

No way that is worth $450. The watch part, maybe, but not the freaking band.

I'm still wrapping my head around the pricing. As far as I can tell, if you get the Apple watch, the range in prices between the bands is something like $500. For the freaking bands.

Yeah, but the iPhone filled a need in the market. People were ready for an internet ready phone like the iPhone. I don't see the Apple watch filling a similar need.

So... the 42mm link bracelet costs $999 and the sport bands cost $599. Are we really paying $400 more for just a freaking watch band?

Sorry, no. They're building orange Star Destroyers.

I thought it was "Moonwatcher", not "Moongazer."

The best line comes in at 40 seconds. God, what a train wreck.

Greatest cinematic mistake? Greatest epic fail?

Yes, I do believe it was, although I think it was called "The Ends of the Earth."

Excellent point.

Um, hello?

Oh! That's where I left that.

A few thoughts:

I don't know. I think Easy Rider 2 or Highlander 2 might have been worse ideas. I don't think we need to revisit Deckard necessarily, but revisiting that world would be interesting, methinks.