You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Not sure, but there needs to be a volcano lair involved.

So... we should be absolutely confident that we're writing a bestseller but accept the fact that we probably won't make a dime at it and should only do it because we love it. Sorry, all that cognitive dissonance is distracting me from my writing.

It's a meaningless statement meant to sound profound. The only thing that I take away from it is that there are basic foundations to the narrative form, and all of them have been used at some point or another.

True, but population has more of an impact than square mileage. Consider this- if the population of the United States was half of what it currently is, energy consumption would be lessened significantly, even if our energy policy remains unchanged. Less people = less demand= energy = less greenhouse emissions; be it…

I was thinking the same thing. Human behavior is causing global warming, and it would be more meaningful if it was relative to population.

I was just going to do that. Well played, sir.

I think you mean 4.3 year older. But the point is taken.

This plan is pointless. The Earth's core will have cooled long before any of this is even a concern. Without a molten iron core spinning around the center of the planet, the Earth will cease to have a magnetic field. No magnetic field, no protection from solar radiation. The Earth gets roasted anyway.

I haven't seen the pilot yet, but the amount of exposition reminds me of my biggest problem with Almost Human. You know, most audiences are familiar with most science fiction concepts and don't have to be beaten over the head with too much unnatural exposition. We aren't stupid (mostly) and we can handle it.

I double dog dare them.

That's what was missing from The Hunt for Red October!

If Michael Caine wants to sing, he should have done it on the Muppet Show like God intended.

Okay... never seen that poster before. Since when was Bruce Campbell built like Schwarzenegger?

This is my second choice. One of the best.

That's a bold choice.

Damn. Beat me to it.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy (all six parts)

I also hope that there is a significant lack of humans singing. The only "people" who should be singing in a Muppet movie are Muppets- with the possible exception of Charles Grodin in the Great Muppet Caper ("And you know what, you can't even sing! Your voice was dubbed!")

I didn't think that hypocrisy and vacuousness could exist in a vacuum.