It's a blipvert! Be careful you don't explode!

They have two years. Get working.

I love it when people fuck with hipsters.

How very "City of the Lost Children."

Might be? I always assumed it was...

I did a rough estimate. That's about 5.9 million people right there.

If I were one of the people covered up by this text, I'd be a bit pissed. I'm going to assume that I am, so I'm pissed.

I've got AT&T unlimited as well, but they start slowing your data down after a while if you use too much. I have a hellaciously long commute- and I use a TON of data in the process. They recently stated slowing down my data and some days (towards the end of a billing cycle) it's practically nonexistent.

The simple fact of the matter is that no security out there is 100% hack-proof and the bigger Apple gets, the bigger a target it becomes for hackers. iPhone is dominating the smartphone market and it only makes sense that people are trying to break their security. A few years ago, Apple was advertising the fact…

I really don't understand this kind of electronic stuff film. Waste just doesn't mean a thing to us anymore. Think what that phone could mean to someone who could really use it, but is unable to acquire one. Think about what went in to making it and what it would mean to the poor bastards who slave away in order to…

The only annoyance I have is that the update keeps crashing...

Has anyone else noticed that the Apple website hasn't updated yet? iOS 7 is still listed as "coming soon". Which, given the trouble I've had downloading it, makes sense.

Can you imagine if we crashed their servers? Wouldn't that be something...

Not at all. We're all excited about this.

Thanks. I think I can hold out for another 12 minutes...

"Stop Illness and Aging?" Geez, way to think small, guys.

Okay, I know it's supposed to come out today. The question is... what time? I'm feeling as impatient as a 5-year-old on Christmas whose parents want to make coffee and wait for Grandma to wake up before opening presents.

You think you have it bad. I'm on the East Coast!