If only there had been someone there watching the match, we would have witnesses.

LOUD NOISES

LOUD NOISES

I was watching old clips of Stormy Daniels on Pornhub.

This is a ploy. Its purpose is to justify what will almost certainly be an obscene amount of money funneled to cell companies, with the claim that the government is merely “supporting” some already-decided-upon upgrade.

After being kicked in the face a hundred times while he perfected this in practice, you can understand their lack of enthusiasm.

Get over here and look at this comment.

he was so chill after this scorpion kick i guess you could say he was...(*looks at camera*) sub-zero.

Whatever, Albert. Let’s see you look cool while trying to shoot a 55 lb. basketball.

Yeah, but I bet once they realize that those food stamps help Jeff Bezos get rich they feel better.

There’s a good discussion of that here:

On one hand: awesome. On the other hand: I’m a little too exhausted from the work of my own life to take on fixing people who call me a cunt, whether they’re in pain or not. Lots of people in pain don’t call me a cunt. I think I’ll work on helping them.

Ya know, excerpts from Wolff’s new book have been the breaking news for the past few days, but we’ve been told that everything contained within the book should be taken with some amount of salt. Well, which is it? Is this news? Should I care? Should I be taking this dude’s memoir of his time bumping around the White…

I realize the phrasing there is unclear—I’ve been buying the same pair of $125 running shoes every 2-4 months. I changed the phrasing in the post.

“HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE DO THAT?!?!?!”

Alternately: 500 Days of Sumheir

Yeah, but if my daughter was doing drugs at a house where an adult is present I might take a hammer to him. (And I like drugs)

True Jalops heat their water on a fire pit and wash their cars outside during winter.

The one that leaves its veterans homeless and destitute so they have to rely on random strangers for even a bare minimum of an existence?

Harm reduction is still a worthy effort.