If my (fallible) memory is accurate (a highly questionable assertion), Peter Angelos was a pretty damn good human, if a lousy owner.

John Angelos did good.

He wasn’t a chemist either, but looked how well that turned out for him.

Meh, it’s easy either fucking way.

Odds he tries ANYTHING like this during Interleague play in an NL park: 1000000000/1

If there’s a baseball God, he definitely would reside in St. Louis too

Hawk then spent the next inning and a half talking about his own fighting career, including the time in 1969 when he took on three Yankees by himself. Punched out Munson with a right uppercut, yessir.

White males.

Guys, zaisgud89 is obviously just trying to continue the meta commentary on the objectification of women. Right? I mean, no one can be that much of an asshole.

Relevant

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

Look, I normally don’t hate on Kinja, but if you’re not going to use The Stacks for old articles like these, you’re just not following the rules, bro.

Cue the racist hot takes applauding Brett Favre for keeping his cool every time a sexual partner asked where his tip was.

So you’re saying they’re not figurative stop signs?

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

“Yo... I messed up.”

Honestly, Tim, saying it was a “no-hitter attempt” when there were two outs in the FOURTH INNING is a bit of a stretch.

It’s pretty easy to tell which personalities are insufferable jerks to those they feel are “beneath” them by observing the revenge exacted by stylists and makeup artists.

this is really good kinja, my man.