"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

Alls I know is that the city of Pittsburgh better pass out some burnt orange gear, pithy signs and free tickets to the city's destitute because Longhorn fans travel about as well as a anxious Pekingese.

"If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." -Raylan Givens, Justified

This game was not meaningless. If it was, Kevin Love would have thrown up 35 and 20 in a courageous, yet losing effort.

This reminds me of the Monty Python sketch where "The Champ" keeps getting his head punched completely off, and they keep sending him out in the ring. Leo Durocher, what a fascinating guy. Pool shark, card shark, and worst abuser of players' health of all time. Stefan Fatsis would never have stopped talking about…

With that type of unexpected shit, it's no wonder why he's a McDonald's All-American.

holy shit, that was an amazing lob.

hey Martha , what do you think? Is the dress gold and whiiiiiiiiiii

No props for Derrick Rose? Dude's been playing the "me ow" game in interviews for years.

I think the point is less that overthinking isn't real than that it's bullshit as armchair analysis. There are definitely times when I think a writer is overthinking something, and as an editor I'll tell them that and suggest some strategies to deal with it, but I know that because I know them personally and I know…

A month-long non-sexual relationship?

The moral of the story is: "don't throw scissors."

non-sexual relationship

Yeah, this video is sad and disturbing, but the dashcam video of the kid sobbing while driving himself home from practice is even worse.

"I'll help a fellow baby bear"

For who argues that Texas football, or Indiana basketball tops the high school sports charts, do either of them inspire videos like this? I didn't think so.

It's always a winning move whenever I play Cards Players Against Humanity.

Cards' fans should be happy the players seem to be over Pujols, too.

Gotta keep your throwing arm strong in the off season