You and your friend sound like swell fellas.

You could have fooled us.

What better way to say you care than a gift basket?

You're in for a treat.

Hmm, maybe they could make it out of wood or concrete next time and put some wheels on the bottoms of their snowboards or something.

Is there some sort of saying that would apply here? Maybe some suggestion that the residents of a city conduct themselves in a certain dignified manner? I'm drawing a blank.

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Great catch. Total boner on my part.

I think it matters only in that when you have someone as over the top qualified for the HOF as Greg Maddux, there should be a serious effort to take a ballot away from dipshits like Ken Gurnick who don't put his name down.

I really like this, if only because it makes Ken Gurnick sound as rational as someone who thinks we shouldn't have cured polio.

I think Gurnick makes a great point about Morris. Morris took the high ground consistently throughout his career. He was a principled player, and an upstanding man.

Dexter Manley approves of Cleveland's use of the apostrophe in the official release.

Nice to see the racists came out to play on Deadspin tonight.

You sound like a hoot

Surprised the North Korean officials didn't block Charles Smith from entering.

Now, all those players will be able to add moral bankruptcy to their financial bankruptcy.

Feel free to doubt it, Tim.

Vertical video? Bro deserved what he got.

"A few times, my friend yelled in the direction of her group of 'Bama fans, "I yell 'Roll Tide' when I eff my cousin ..."