"Drew McWeeny"

i.e. the Corey who is worse off right now

I wouldn't know; I've never been to Philadelphia.

I grew up in Illinois.

Shocking no one, Picard was named captain.

I wonder if the use of replays will mean that ballparks will begin to show close plays on the big screen—the way they do in the NFL. It's so frustrating to be at the game, to see a play that could/should be contested, but look up at the "jumbo-tron" and see the next batter's face and stats staring back at you where…

This is why the case is so interesting. Schools can censor the school newspaper, but I don't see how they can force the newspaper to print anything. I mean, they can't punish students for not speaking. Hazelwood v Kuhlmeier doesn't really address this, because this isn't a matter of free speech. It's a matter of…

One does not simply order pizza in Mourdor's.

Jeffrey Loria is a still a prick, though.

What I really want to see is Larry Johnson reunited with Grandmama. That reunion is a WAY overdue.

DON'T TELL YOUR PAPPY HOW TA COURT THE ELECTORATE!

you must be a blast at parties.

How To Make Football Players Lose Their Minds: Let Them Play Football

Anyone who runs in a costume fun run gets what he deserves.

"...or I will murder your families"

Side note: Jonathan Martin sucks at memes.

Good thing, too, otherwise I don't think they could have carried that 51-28 momentum into the second half.

HYPERBOLE IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!

Seyah Mailliw reportedly escaped the incident with no injuries.

And you can't spell "Distributors" without the empty set.