"Looks like this troll's..."
[takes off sunglasses]
"...on ice."
(YEEAA-)
[slips on ice, cracks head open like a melon on ice, oh the blood, oh my god the blood, so much blood and brains and vein tissue everywhere, Jesus Christ there are children here, oh his eyes - HIS EYES - one is looking right at me, oh dear sweet…

Pictured: The result whenever I try to quickly create a character in any EA Sports game.

Man this is so sad, does everything involving the NBA have to be decided in advance?

This isn't news. We've all had Browns'
streakers before.

I think what Gio really needs is some performance enhancing hugs.

Well, you know what they say, a hand in the bush is worth any two birds. I think.

That's actually the school motto, and it is found on every diploma in pig Latin.

Derp

Wow, it's really cool to see how much we can learn from historical artifacts. This appears to have spawned two famous literary works.

Qantas flies the 747-400/400ER. BTW, there is no 747-800, the designation is 747-8i for the pax version.

If this is 1936 I have some things to take care of.

Well, I don't know about that.

But many of them did have angelic singing voices.

10) "Damn this is good!" - Jason Whitlock

Selig: And here to claim what should now rightfully be considered his own, the 2011 MVP award, Dodgers center fielder Matt Kemp!

When you go back in time and make the 2011 Dodgers a team worth watching.

"God, that's such a turn-on. Hey, check out the picture on it too!"

I can't tell from any of those angles whether he is safe or not, but I can tell that the ump is in the right position to see it.

You're really going to equate feeding a baby with taking a shit? Ok then.