Because deliberately limiting your attentiveness and ability to hear while manipulating a fast-moving 3000lb metal+plastic thing full of gasoline is probably a bad idea. (Since I know how the Giz demographic loves data: research looks limited, because this is a relatively new issue). Also it's a bad idea because…

Please don't drive with your earpods in your ears

Oh and also that is not just a standard-issue dinner bell, but apparently repurposed chains (?!?!)

FYI, looks like the HP monitor sold out last night and is no longer showing up at that link

FYI, looks like the HP monitor sold out last night and is no longer showing up at that link

How far can you punt a football?

Is St. Louis an elite quarterback?

It's calling Pre a "brand ambassador" that really makes clear that is insightful T&F commentary

How far can YOU punt a football?

Affirmed.

I don't really usually read comments or have much idea what you're talking about, but you should maybe go outside for a little bit and get some air?

Yeah, actually you said it better than I did.

All the "three blind" ones are umpires of color?

We had to punt a football

But you should see us all punt a football!

This was really well-said. Thanks.

[citation needed]

Yeah, but the physique argument also works for the speedy 5'10", 180lb Matt Lawton. And what of Adonis-types like Bartolo Colon, Jim Parque, Denny Neagle and Paul Byrd? The politics of who is assumed to be "clean" is one of the more fascinating things about the PED sanctimony.

Aren't we to assume that Pedro was juicing, though?

Yeah, and it raises the added question of why Giz is shilling for Eli Lilly, et al.

Oh geez, "Mister Derek, sometimes I'm not hungry anymore" is about the most heartbreaking sentence I've read in a long time, non-Ken-Layne's-dog division