We had to punt a football

But you should see us all punt a football!

This was really well-said. Thanks.

Yeah, but the physique argument also works for the speedy 5'10", 180lb Matt Lawton. And what of Adonis-types like Bartolo Colon, Jim Parque, Denny Neagle and Paul Byrd? The politics of who is assumed to be "clean" is one of the more fascinating things about the PED sanctimony.

Aren't we to assume that Pedro was juicing, though?

Oh geez, "Mister Derek, sometimes I'm not hungry anymore" is about the most heartbreaking sentence I've read in a long time, non-Ken-Layne's-dog division

Yes, that year and every year since.

Pardon me while I do the Cubs' fan "that guy" performance: the last time the Cubs were no hit was Koufax's perfecto in 1965. Three HOFers in the lineup and that perfect game was about three weeks after Maloney's no-no.

I don't mean to get all Jezebel on you here, but pls stfu with the ladyhate

Looks like the den of sin that is MLB.com, which is where the "mom's basement" crew goes when /b is too tame for them