It’s a shame they keep pushing the forward mounted nonsense because the Fat Bob I rode with mid mounted controls some years back was great.

Spend for the business you want to have, not for the business you have!

Why do I feel like I’ve heard that very line? At least I know I’ve heard something similar from one of their salesmen. I definitely remember a weird disdain for any Sportster and Buell inquiries I’d make the few times I found myself at a Harley place. Never had a problem chatting with any of their mechanics but, to me…

I think I do a pretty good impression of Triumph’s 955 triple. I will not prove this. It is the only one I can do. Money up front, please.

When they announced they were making the XR1200, that’s exactly what I was hoping they’d make. Something cool, new, and clean slate. You’re making a bike that the baby boomers aren’t going to give a shit about anyway...why not do something crazy? But they didn’t.

There was one event in Fate GO last year that I randomly got into in a major way. While I generally had fun with it, it was still rather stressful and I couldn’t get over the impression that it REALLY wants me to spend money. Not that I don’t get the why, it’s that the return on said money feels especially poor. Now…

I’m sorry to hear that.

Why is the bandage across its asshole so adorable? This is so damn weird...I love it.

I’d expect they look wonky because it’s a Switch game and some compromises in detail have to be made. I get the frustration though.

Part of me is dreaming that they’re engaging in some sleight of hand with this. Hey look at this remastered soundtrack and oh what’s this? A surprise remaster of the game itself when the album goes on sale? Well what do you know!

Oh my god. I hope it’s about him sending his daughter off to college and having to come to terms with her disgust at him, his faded relevance, and a world that doesn’t square with his sensibilities.

If I know it’s a long game, sometimes I feel daunted by the upcoming task. I also know that I can burn myself out on a game if I’m not careful because I love side quests. It’s why I have 350 hours in Skyrim yet haven’t seen the ending and why I nearly quit Horizon Zero Dawn. The world is too fun to romp around in and…

That’s pretty damn cool of them. I haven’t played GW2 in a while but the developers and community seemed solid and friendly back when I did. I hate to hear the dogs didn’t make it but I’m glad to hear that the rest of her family is safe.

Sweet! Good find. Yesterday I found out a gift card I got from a thing was for $10 and not $5 like I was told. The same day, I discovered that a regifted gift card to Subway was for $20 and not $15 like I thought. It was one of the best days this year. Beyond getting a sandwich, I don’t what to do with this windfall.

Thanks for looking out, Z. Oh and for what it’s worth, I thought what Superman did to you was over the line.

It’s to prove how queer you are by you making them make themselves take their dicks out! It can’t get any more logical than that.

While our situations aren’t totally similar, after reading your last paragraph, I feel something in common with you. I definitely know how it is to feel like you’re nothing but a burden to those around you. I’ve also thought about taking off from everything numerous times and starting somewhere new. I also get feeling…

They are a perplexing and sometimes frightening sort but I shall speak to her in their language. Ahem...

Oh my god that is 25 fucking minutes. I made it 70 seconds. I shall go make a cup of tea and pour it down the drain as a symbolic gesture.*

Dude needs to get some damn glasses. I know he won’t but just...try. Or read through those statements a few times beforehand so he might catch himself or take a community college speech class or something. He’d still be a dunderhead but he might make fewer embarrassing gaffes like that.