I don’t have the bra issue I will keep underwear long past their prime. They could be falling apart or wildly constricting and yet I only ditch them when they’ve all but disintegrated. Personally, I think it’s a mix of odd, personal attachment and not wanting to waste something.

Chad Whiteman has cucked you like super hard!

Guarantee that if I were the barista who wrote Tuck Frump I would absolutely accidentally read it the other way.

When did Sarah Palin have two more kids?

Sure but just imagine how well marbled Trump must be. Ok yeah, he’s old but those muscles have never been put to use. At most you might need to braise him for a bit.

Please tell me Alliance Alive is brought to us by the same people that made Infinite Undiscovery. I love goofy named games.

Balls. I JUST uninstalled RE7 to make room for Doom. I had no idea the DLC was coming out now.

Just last week I went into a Longhorn’s for lunch with my heart set on a burger. I sat at the bar, got a menu, and started looking through it. I flipped through and saw a burger that sounded good but then discovered a $4 cheaper brisket nachos that also sounded awesome. So I voiced my dilemma to the bartender when she…

Holy balls that grapple and tail cut was awesome. I’m sure I’d never pull it off but just knowing you can do stuff like that is great.

In case I misunderstand, I haven’t watched the interview so I’m only going by what was quoted here. Do you mean the part about it being the south and how the flags are everywhere? Even the small town I grew up in didn’t have confederate flags on display all over the place. You could certainly find them but it wasn’t…

That depends. Are you a man or woman? If you’re a man...well with your degree, maybe you’re reenacting the plot of Junior. Ah fuck it. Breastfeed away!

I think I made it a couple seasons in. The last I sort of remember was the Dominion making themselves known.

Why do I get the feeling that Shawn has had a conversation along the lines of “You know, Hot Shots Golf is pretty fun. Why aren’t we making other games for the Vita?” with someone else at Sony. It was a fine launch title but...like, other stuff has come out for it.

I just work on the assumption that when someone makes a truly shithead comment that they’ve checked their humanity at the door. You’re a better person than me for hoping it might stick.

Why I’ve gotten laid purely on the suggestion of my grilled cheese sandwich. It’s for the best that no woman ever eats it for she would surely doom herself to an unending chain of orgasms...such is the greatness of my sandwich craft.

I’m just a little shocked that Cameron’s actually making it. From what I remember, he’s been wanting to make it for ages.

Damn, that’s pretty good.

She doesn’t. I’ve never had it done, thankfully, because it sounds horrible. I get the impression it’s not something you can casually do just because you ate a lot.

I get it. It’s basically

There are tar monsters and Norman/mom(Normom?) Reedus. It’s to be expected.