I don’t think it’s ever landed with anyone I’ve told in person. It must be in how I’m telling it because how could you not laugh. It’s great!

I completely understand. I’d love to have the artistic ability to take you up on that offer but, sadly, I am wholly artless. Thanks for the offer. It’s something I would love to learn but I usually just say “I don’t know where to start” (it’s not wholly untrue...the only art lessons I remember from school had…

Learning about his frustrations with publishers and his syndicate over things like merchandising rights and the frantic production schedule he was under was a little heartbreaking. Damn...has it really been over 20 years since the strip ended?

I used to know an incredibly funny and clever woman who told one “joke” joke. It was something along the lines of “Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.”

I’m not clever or thoughtful enough to offer you any poignant words of encouragement but you’re pretty awesome as far as this random asshole on the internet is concerned. You’re resolving things in the best way you can. I think the fact that you care as much as you do is evidence enough that you aren’t the ball of…

I used to be close with a woman who had a similar reticence in regards to putting herself out there in any way. It took a long time playing as a group in an MMO before she was comfortable enough speaking on voice chat and that was amongst a small group we played with regularly, most of whom I know in real life. Sort…

After reading your first paragraph: “Good day, milady. I noticed you pressing your face ‘gainst the window, wishing you could be a part of that world. Well wish no longer my fair damsel as your savior has arrived with your ticket to gaming paradise, my Gamestop powerup reward card. Take my hand, precious maiden. An…

As long as you clean thoroughly on the regular and keep the toilet closed when you flush, you’d probably be okay. I’d make sure that I never cook so much that I have leftovers because that would be the thing I’d be most paranoid over.

Weirdly enough, I would love a nice bathtub out on my balcony. I mean, I’d have to plumb it and wall it in because it’s completely open but the idea is appealing.

He looks like Will Forte playing a character. At least I think that’s who I’m thinking of.

So what if some, like, super old people had a bad time 40 years ago or whatever? If it weren’t for the Holocaust, we might not have landed on the Moon. That’s just facts the MSM don’t want you to hear! Ipso facto, checkmate.

Do you think they played Goodbye Horses during the shoot?

“Doctor needed in the slack tongue clinic.”

Hey now, UtaPri is for everyone...so I’ve heard.

As cheap as the food routinely was at my school, T-Day food was pretty solid. Thick slices of turkey, surprisingly hearty dressing...basically everything that wasn’t a vegetable was good. Not that I’m anti-veg. I’ve always loved them but I’ve never known anyone who could overcook the absolute hell out of them like the…

You aren’t the only one. I still have a soft spot for the tasty and terrible food the served at my school. Speaking of pizza, they even had two kinds! A rectangular pizza that was just cheese pizza with some kind of meat and a round, faux deep dish pizza, with pepperoni chunks and peppers. No joke, the former was a…

I’ve been there as well, just not in FF14. There can still be a substantive emotional connection, as silly as it sounds. And as I learned one day in WoW with a flippant remark, it can leave both parties as vulnerable as being together in person.

We all have our weaknesses. I have this horrible habit of resubbing, playing a few hours, and then forgetting about the game for a month or four. Knowing all that, every time I resub I’m always sorely tempted to upgrade to the collector’s edition just for the fat chocobo mount. One day I just know I’m going to get…

But on the nose is wholly appropriate for a pet related expansion!

Better him than that other fictional character, Steven Seagal.