I’d love for some young pop artist to release a Christmas album that’s a completely different direction from their normal stuff. Even if it’s only to screw with the parents that know their kid loved Corgi Patrol and played it nonstop last year. They find out that artist has a Christmas album and get it for the kid.…

Ha! Nice one, Ivanka! You really roasted that kid! Hey nerd, spell much?! Hey, let’s you and me go and take over the ski lodge before the big race!

You’ve got me beat. The only time I haven’t purchased it was when it was a free game for PS+ members. They had already gotten my money twice so I don’t feel too guilty with that.

lol Become Human, I believe. Not laughing at you...I had a math teacher in high school who would tell students to “be human” when they would dick around in class.

I look forward to frustration inducing platforming that I have just enough dexterity to overcome and buying the game multiple times because I need it on every platform.

Read.

Seriously, all these stories of women dealing with stalkers and assholes is far more creepy than the ghost stories. The part about the finger keys reminded me of something I read a couple days ago. I remember my dad giving my sister similar advice when we were kids but, prior to this article, I haven’t given it any…

Just don’t call him Broccoli. He really doesn’t like that.

Never have I laughed harder at a man who could probably break most of the bones in my body before he passed out from the exertion.

If you count sitting in my dad’s lap as a kid and steering then it’d be a 1980something Mack Superliner. But iirc the first vehicle I ever fully drove was this:

Wait a sec...7 years...4...carry the 1...divide...good god, I’m out of fingers! Are you some kind of time wizard?!

No way...under by a significant margin. I see him as someone who fancies himself as a Patrick Bateman. I think he’s railing away and flexing in the mirror while she pretends to enjoy it before his unimpressive orgasm a couple minutes into the process. I can almost see him as a way over 21 minutes guy or however long…

The powder at the bottom of the tin, the bits of salt and cracker crumbs in a sleeve of saltines, the occasional nuggets of flavoring in an empty bag of chips...you can pry it all from my withered and dehydrated hands when I’m dead. I have few enough joys in life and salt is one of them.

Click on the bottom right smudge, press ctrl+shift, and hold on to your butt.

Gollum...my precious...hobbits...these are things I know.

“I’m afraid I don’t care for your haircut, Dave. Presenting themselves in the best possible light is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.”

You and me both. Thankfully, I’ve started to get used to the nonsensical layouts but I don’t think it’ll ever fully click given how they do it.

I just got back from trying one. It was surprisingly good but way overcooked. I had two or three bites that were just about right. It wasn’t dry but the second half of it was getting tough to eat. I’m a bit of a slow eater so a faster eater might have an easier time getting through it.

You’re wise to do that. I’ve heard rumblings that Infinity Shekels is the new Marvel Cinematic Universe spinoff.

Art is pain! Suck it Bishop Alexander.