At least we still get the normal EDF 5 at some point but, based on nothing more than a supposition, it feels like Iron Rain will beat it to the US.

I COMPLETELY forgot that Dead Rising 4 existed. Not in a snarky “I’m pretending it doesn’t exist because it was bad” but in a genuine “When the hell did they make that? Oh that’s right...”

If only Celebrity Deathmatch were still around...

It does, in a way. Now you’ve got me thinking about the state we’d be in if popcorn is just popping away out in the world. I don’t need that imagery in my head!

Why are his tights more sheer than hers?

Sandwiching a healthy chunk of butter with some salt between a freshly baked roll or slice of bread is the best part of baking bread. When I went through the confectionery/baking portion at my cooking school that was one of the first things the chef showed us. It’s not exactly the same as above but it’s close enough…

In an ideal environment, yes. That’s what the calculator says but, in reality, 5 STC is unheard of. There’s no way to know for sure what its true score is.

I feel like I used to play WoW with those people. Except Alex would have been dating Michael until he fucked off because he was a douche. Then the group really coalesced around the other people. I’ll choose to believe their story ends better than my group’s.

5 standard metric Terry Crewses.

There can never be too much EDF as far as I’m concerned.

Going by that picture, he looks to be about 1.02 Standard Michael J. Fox units high. Or 98% Tom Cruise. It’s hard to eye ball this stuff. I might forward this to my structural engineer friend and see what he says.

I understand what you’re saying but I can’t say I agree. Sure the actual surface wound might be small but the bullet itself can have an immense impact on your life. Beyond the obvious risk of death, that is. Cosmetic surgery can repair a lot of surface damage but, even if you’re hit in a non fatal way, a bullet…

I haven’t thought about that movie in years. I’m on board with you, at least from what I remember of it.

I’ve yet to try it but I’ve heard that it’s good. I’ve heard it described as bubble gum and I’ve heard “I don’t know...I just like it.” I’m curious enough to try it if someone is buying but I never have either on hand. My dad didn’t feel the need to give tons of advice while I was growing up but what he did give was…

I’ve also seen Hispanic used infrequently outside of forms but, for whatever reason, it doesn’t readily come to mind. Given that time frame though, that may be why I use Latino. I graduated high school in 2000 and that’s when I started really paying attention to other cultures and my interactions with them. Small,…

Damn! I told my mom that Dragon Ball Z would be a legitimate field of study someday. It only took 20 years for the world to catch up. I wonder if I’m too old to become an exchange student...

I expect good news on EDF 5! Enjoy the curry and the Japan.

I read it like an old money sexagenarian voicing his frustration that the constabulary refuse to do anything about THOSE people repeatedly trespassing even though he kind of knows that daddy employs them.

Is it too late to organize an “end of world” orgy? Eh who am I kidding. I don’t have the energy for that. I’ll just make cookies and go out covered in crumbs and chocolate. Have fun at your orgy.

I guarantee one of those idiots responsible for Disaster Movie and other garbage is stealing that joke for an upcoming movie. It’ll be called Black Movie and make 40 million dollars despite being so universally reviled that theaters burn themselves down in protest before it comes out.