As if anyone needs an excuse to post this but I’m definitely going to when I see Lupin the 3rd cosplay.

I haven’t played in months and the updates sound like a lot of fun. Honestly, there’s a lot of aspects of the game that I find enjoyable but they’re tethered to the immense, grinding weight of constant resource gathering and an incessantly nagging voice reminding you that you’re basically always dying. Sure, playing…

Nobody climbed all over that damn set quite like Riker did.

Isn’t the general age difference rule 1/2 your age plus 7? Even then it’s still a bit strange, at least for now in my mid 30s. Or that’s just because a recent Police Academy reference in a conversation with a 25 year old woman fell flat and I’m feeling a little defeated and old.

Wait! It was all just a wild misunderstanding! They totally meant it as a show of solidarity. “We know it’s tough but hang in there fellow recruit!” They would have used a motivational cat poster but they thought it would have been too blunt...and effeminate. Rope is far more macho.

You just saved me from that. Normally, I try to check the time stamp before I comment but I’m not always successful.

Ooh that sounds pretty alright but I feel like I can taste it already.

Fried green tomato seems like it’d be a pretty easy one to nail. Admittedly, I’m kind of a stickler but even here in south AL it’s hard to find a place that makes a decent example. I wonder if the sample their chefs made was simply a little bland. How ripe or unripe the tomato is matters. How it’s coated matters. Did…

I was lucky enough to find one not too far into my survival playthrough. It’s simultaneously the best and the worst. It’s too hard to overcome a reflexive shot when something surprises you or jumps out in your face. Sometimes I’d accidentally fire at a wall I was covering behind and sometimes my shot would clip in a…

I was just thinking of the .223 pistol. You’d find more powerful guns with more plentiful ammo but nothing else made as satisfying a sound. Plus the design of it was cool as hell.

After thinking for a minute, I’m somewhat partial to the revolver from the old Lucasarts game, Outlaws. If I remember correctly, your primary fire was a normal shooting animation while the alt fire let you fan the hammer and go full gunslinger. I remember it having a deep, punchy sound as well as good power. It might…

I’m just trying to suss out whether they were talking about a pull behind, camping type of caravan or a Dodge Caravan. The former...get out of here with that English silliness*. This is ‘merica! The latter...minivan drivers seem to be the most consistently dick in terms of aggression and speeding while driving and…

Because it’s inevitable. A supercar that isn’t on fire goes against the natural order of things. It’s simply returning to its natural state.

At around 9 minutes, I don’t know much Italian but I do know there’s no way I can finish this comment without it sounding like I like dick.

On top of that, apparently Jim Sterling has encountered a game breaking issue. I haven’t read his review yet but I know it involves autosave and a segment where if you try to progress without grabbing a torch, the game will trigger a save, leaving you without the torch in a now impassible area.

That’s far more reasonable than my suggestion which would have involved somehow recruiting Freddy to pop into their dreams and repeatedly tase them in the genitals.

Jason...in...spaaaaace!

Eh...a valid point is a valid point, regardless of geography.

This reeks of publisher meddling and I’m getting Dead Space 3 flashbacks. You take a game that basically comes out of nowhere to commercial and critical acclaim. Then you add in all the terrible directives from the publisher that negatively influence the direction of the game, pleasing neither the fans nor the…

That would be pretty great as a standalone segment to a fake news show, like a segment from The Onion or something.