In the more recent games they’ve started introducing things like base building, weapon crafting, and conquest modes. To add another wrinkle, the Samurai Warriors series does things differently than Dynasty Warriors. The combat mechanics have also been tweaked and modified through the course of both series but I don’t…

Looking forward to the 10-20 Year Itch tour with Celine Dion and 3 Doors Down. It’ll be My Heart Will Go On and Kryptonite for two fucking hours and then we never have to hear them again...ever.

Well we know he’s been interested in the Civil War recently. I don’t know about you but i think it’s long past time someone asked about that! He’s been hearing more and more about General Grant so look for that appointment in the coming months.

Just think, Vin Diesel was probably hawking Street Sharks somewhere at that very moment. What a time to be alive! Vin Diesel! Sharks! Bangs! Megaman holding a Super Scope for some reason! The future was so bright we all had to wear shades.

A friend of mine bought a definitely legit pair of Oakley sunglasses from some dude on the street for $10 or $15 during our senior trip. Held onto them for years with no problem. Years later, I buy a pair of prescription Oakleys for an amount I’m too embarrassed to admit and the fucking lens pops out if you exhale too…

That makes me think of this thing I found on Amazon the other day.

Come on, man! You can’t invoke System Shock, Deus Ex, and Dishonored in the same paragraph! That’s practically instant purchase criteria for me and I’ve still got Persona 5 and Nier to buy and play through. There isn’t enough time to play it all!

What a fascinating piece of gaming history. I wonder how different Sony’s fortunes would look had that deal gone through.

Now I’m imagining it slowly deflating like a balloon with a squeaky, drawn out “chuuuuuuuuuuuuu”

Whaaat? That’s awful.

As long as you’re good there’ll be an audience. Sometimes when I’m bored I’ll take a song I like, fully enunciate the lyrics, remove contractions, and turn lines into complete sentences. It’s dumb as shit but fun for a bit.

The alternate ways I accidentally read the title as I skimmed past the main page were way more interesting than the reveal. I don’t know if that’s more to do with how idiotic my skim reading was or my low interest in the series.

Shells and cheese? Fuck yes. I’ll stop short of an actual fight but I’ll passionately defend Kraft shells and cheese. Powdered mix? Eh. Not especially. It’s kind of nostalgic but I don’t like it.

How about marshmallow cream lips? http://amzn.to/2p7XXu9 I didn’t get the bundle with the lip scrub but I did buy the balm on its own and holy shit it’s great.

I’m not a hardcore sim nerd but I love normal racing games and that’s a large part of it. I don’t mind losing to someone better than me. When it’s something wholly out of my control however...no thanks. I get why people like it but the shitshow of playing with strangers on the internet is what immediately turns me…

I could absolutely see that. It’s the being screwed over by internet strangers part that would drive me nuts. Couch multiplayer with my friends never leads to that much anger.

You know how you can instantly tell a game isn’t for you? I don’t need this kind of anger from video games in my life.

The bucket has a better coat of paint.

Well at least you’ve got...I mean there’s the....hmm. Well the new Krispy Kreme is nice.

It needs an addendum. “And if you can’t see the turn ahead of you then slow down...idiot.”