When put up against something like Sea Foam, Bucket of Steam doesn’t sound terribly implausible.

Is that the normal opening song to the podcast? It sounds like the opening from an 80s-90s sitcom. It’s like a cross between My Two Dads and Greatest American Hero. It’s great.

What does it say when he mentions his lack of it in a self deprecating way? Like maybe mining it for one decent joke if he’s late but not going into it so much that she thinks it’s something he’s really self conscious of. “Sorry I’m late! I couldn’t think of anything to do with my hair...so I decided to go bald.” Well…

Hydrox the wise. Hydrox the all powerful. Hydrox the magnificent!

“Hey fraulein, don’t tell me you aren’t interested. Come on... we’ll go to the bar, get a little anschlussed, and work on securing the borders of your ‘asstria’ from foreign invasion. What do you say?”

hahaha This is so dumb. I love it.

I might be an asshole but I’d still say it’s not unlikely. It kind of reeks of someone horsing around.

That sounds like the making of a Smooth Criminal parody.

Rule of acquisition #211: Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success, don’t hesitate to step on them.

That’s good/bad news! I was waiting for it to show up on Vita before buying it but this runs right up against my “No more games until I finish X” decree. I suppose I did allow myself an indie exemption but only if it’s less than $15, a stance I am very firmly undecided on.

I’ve been obsessed with Rimworld over the past week or so but I’ve been getting the urge to dive back into Horizon and finish that up. So that’ll be my gaming weekend. I have to clear up a few games because Persona 5 is out in the wild and I’ve been looking forward to that.

As I watch the rockets lifting off from the decks of these destroyers, I’m reminded of the immortal words of XxWeedlelordOak420xX “My erection is full and my subsequent release is at hand.” This is Brian Williams, signing off.

I know all the lyrics to the Weird Al parody. Does that count? It has to be good for at least half!

I won’t comment on the fashion because what the hell do I know but I will comment on how weird it is that the pictures seem to be in a reverse sequence.

So is French Montana like Pennsylvania Dutch? What am I saying...after reading that tweet he should be so lucky to breathe the same air as the greatest lyricist to ever raise a barn. “I spit a veritable tapestry whilst thou art but a dullard and travesty!” Even if he were to insult someone undeserving, which he…

Neural network or someone spying on Game Dev Tycoon games. I feel like I’ve made a couple of these.

I want to snicker at “Finger Kylie” like an asshole but I don’t know which one she is so I’m holding off. But yeah, I have no idea if she’s like that in the show but the way she’s written in the article is hilarious.

A friend and I were talking about this semi recently. More recent than 2014 at least. How many things we’ve actually learned or been inspired to research from video games. It’s not something you really appreciate the influence of until you sit down and put some thought into it. For me, the first one that comes to mind…

There’s a really dark joke that I was not going to make. You handled it well.

What did you expect? I’m surprised they let you off that easily. The Cola Wars are still a sore point for many Atlantans.