2003

I haven’t had Japanese curry...or maybe any curry come to think of it, so I have no idea how it’s flavored. I’ll have to take your word on the chocolate and honey additions. Pretty good timing on the article. I was eyeing it on the menu of this Vietnamese place the day before yesterday so maybe I’ll give it a try when…

Ha that’s great! Johnny Cash always has a place with me and I’ve got nothing but love for You Never Can Tell. How about

I’m glad the restaurant is good but for that bar to be any lower you’d have to bury it in the damn ground. And I’m 100% ready to believe that Uwe Boll would lie about meeting a writer who was completely two faced about their opinions on his awful movie. Jackass.

That’s sad to hear. I’ve only recently started (and finished a couple days ago) reading HotD. Although it’s not as if I can’t go back and read his other work it’s hard not to lament what feels like the passing of a friend you’ve only just met. RIP buddy, your love of breasts was legendary.

I mean it is rally inspired. What good is it if you aren’t going to take it for the occasional off-road/in-house jaunt?

It’s kind of hilarious to me that you bring that up in an article about a guy getting drunk and wrecking his car. It’s more the image my imagination conjures than anything else.

I was what? No you’re sheepishly looking at the ground! I’m just sitting here whistling nonchalantly. Yep...

I mean it was either this or a picture of Mr. Homn followed by fifteen hashtags.

Look you can have your freakish vat grown man-borg but sometimes cuts have to be made in the process. So what if his sass chip wasn’t installed properly? Are you going to wrestle that greased up weirdo back in his growth tube? I dare say you wouldn’t!

Sage sage, Sage.

Verily sir I shall smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

I read “get the fuck out of her eye roll” as...well exactly as it was written, and was very confused for a second. I haven’t played Witcher 3 yet but the line “Get the fuck out of her” or an exasperated eye roll as someone finds Geralt plowing yet another winsome babe when he has other things to be doing definitely…

It’s such a satisfying combination with the other video.

So I get to be part machine and I don’t have to worry about condoms? Sign me up, potentially. If it makes 50% or more of the trial group’s dicks fall off then I don’t think I’d be so gung-ho but that probably goes without saying.

Which is why if I ever manage to get married I will push for Baby Got Back as my wedding song. I imagine it’ll go over with my future wife as well as me and my brother’s insistence that we get to wear top hats, capes, and ride in on motorcycles for my sister’s wedding. Damn it all, a man has to try!

Realizing that I actually could hook my computer up to my TV was a revelation. Sort of like computers going on desks and running through a monitor was an immutable law of the universe.

I’m loving all the great keyboards on here but here is where it’s at:

Another thing that impresses me about its level of craftsmanship is that I’ve been able to get myself out of every place I’ve fallen into or otherwise gotten into. Plenty of games would just throw up their hands and demand you fast travel if possible or reload a save because you’re well and truly stuck.