Somewhere my ex-girlfriend is probably feeling vindicated over the time I unintentionally called her a sucky sniper during a TF2 match after we got put on separate teams.

I like to think that there’s an alternate universe me that was so enamored with Japan and the arcades as a result of anime and playing Shenmue that he moved there. He now works as a translator or teacher during the day while spending all his money at night at the arcades. I’m incredibly envious of that bastard.

We also had an Aladdin’s Castle in one of the malls back home. I always liked the way it was laid out. Unfortunately it was saddled with being stuck in the less popular/dumpy mall so I didn’t get to see it much before it closed. I hate that I can’t remember the name of the arcade that hung on for years but it was…

In the vein of this, if you’re an employee or some sort of affiliate in his 40s at a place like Best Buy (or Best Buy specifically)and you see a group of people containing one or more women (or more specifically, a group of two men and a woman) standing around one of the game kiosks while a woman plays a game on it,…

lol Black Carney...sadly one of the least appreciated heroes in DC’s lineup.

I don’t know anything about Pokemon but I can appreciate a tiny hot woman in a cute costume.

We don’t have to keep the less savory aspects of it since we’re not sending them headlong into battle to die. Maybe put a chair in it, a couple cup holders and do away with the drugs?

Maybe she’s born with it? Maybe it’s a race of alien cat beings harvesting the emotions of young girls.

What’s the faux pas there? That he’s talking over/across the person next to him?

“Sure the subway is crowded and smells but at least I’m not being slowly digested over a millenium in the belly of a sarlacc!”

Close enough!

While I’m reasonably sure that it’s not a car, I still love this shade of green.

Life finds a way.

Where’s the guy that goes “Holy shit that’s high” right before jumping and making the most redneck “WOOOOOO” sound all the way down? Because that would be me. Although it should be said that I was one of the idiots in school that would jump off the top of the bleachers onto the floor in the gymnasium. Sure I’m a…

Death Stranding is going to be so weird. I can’t wait.

Only when it coincides with my pon farr.

Same. I just randomly got the itch to pick up my survival playthrough the other night and I’m taking care of some housekeeping type stuff before heading off to do Far Harbor.

If you enjoy dry humor and someone whose commentary/antics doesn’t overpower the game, I’d recommend a fellow by the name of supergreatfriend. His output isn’t staggering but he’s been doing it a few years and I can’t think of an lp’er that I enjoy more than him. He does a fair few horror games including RE7 as well…

Some of us just like collecting pretty swimsuits.

Huh. Well that does explain a couple things. I preordered Yakuza 0 for the full amount a few days before its release. When I went to pick it up the guy behind the counter was a little insistent on getting me to preorder another game. When I mentioned that I’d likely be buying Gravity Rush 2 next he wasn’t interested…