If I wasn’t sure that he was a classy guy before today then I’m sure of it now. I’m not sure if it was putting his dirty shoe on the hood of an expensive and exotic car, the Goku sticker on the hood of said car, the series of incredibly romantic hashtags concerning the girlfriend he viciously beat and obviously still…

Well you’re asking why and I was about to ask who the hell puts their dirty shoes on a new car but clearly we already have our answers. Chris Brown.

Yakuza 5 is my “Definitely finish before Yakuza 0" game and I’m failing spectacularly at it. It won’t stop me from buying it, obviously, but I’ll feel...well I won’t feel all that guilty. But I’ll pay it lip service!

I’ll be the decrepit old man with a closet full of manga and terabytes of games I still won’t have played because I’m on another Binding of Isaac tear. Give me a high five if you see me.

You’re an inspiration to those of us with countless unfinished or unplayed games.

I think that’s what it’s going to take for me as well. Just a dumb, stony, stubbornness to plow through it. Witcher 3 sits in my Steam library, uninstalled, until I get through 2...or give up and find the cliffs notes version of the story.

Aw hell yeah. Paired with chicken and waffles though? I mean, I love the parts but all that together just sounds awful. Like...borderline cloying.

Update from seller: Got thirsty. Accidentally drank half the water before I realized what I was doing. Price remains unchanged.

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He’s got nothing on super agent Neil Breen- I mean, Aaron Brand!

How the hell am I meant to keep food warm in there when it’s full of baking sheets and bread pans?

Too shy to ask a decent random player if they’ll be your instance friend? Do what I do. Take a deep breath, type out “Great instance! Mind if I add you to my friends list for future fun time?”, hit enter, immediately cower under the desk, unplug the computer, and use your phone to cancel your account. It’s just that…

I’m so happy they went with a matte finish. I don’t need another controller thing where the entire control surface is a fingerprint magnet.

Good old HeU2. Do you think he has a WiiU too?

Just going by the comparison shot, it looks to be a fair bit larger than the Vita. Not that that would be the deciding factor of me getting one but I kind of wish they had shot for that size or maybe a little smaller. Like something around Nexus 6 dimensions? As far as the screen resolutions goes, who knows. My guess…

Hey, he’s making progress. He’s only a sometimes cookie monster.

Ah hahahaha. I take it that milady didn’st grace him with her favor and a handjob behind the port of johns?

That is not the thing you should take away from this.

She’s truly awesome. I think there’s an entire album of the cast’s karaoke covers, in character, from the different episode endings of Lucky Star.

You are so very welcome.