One of their younger writers bursts into a meeting of the various department heads at Infinity Ward with promises of a brilliant new idea: DICE just did WW1 in their new game, right? WHAT IF instead of making a future shooter they preempt DICE and release a WW2 shooter!

That’s the part that bothers me more. It would be such a simple thing to have the scene play out differently depending on whether you nailed the button prompt.

L2/R2 is for goobers. Let Bones demonstrate proper life saving application of the square button.

Yes, but that’s only to establish dominance.

I have no idea what I’d even need but consider yourself considered on board with any future projects related to filming a lonely pervert’s sordid soap fucking.

hahaha If he’s an inside joke here then it’s as much a surprise to me as it is to you. That’s Manny Calavera from the game Grim Fandango. During the course of the game he’s a travel agent/reaper for the Department of Death, a boat captain, and a night club owner. It’s a game with a great art direction and a charming…

I would gladly frame all of these and put them on my walls but, if I could have only one...well you know I’m getting Roach on a house. I would pay real money and everything. My walls are bereft of classy art!

Well I live alone so I’m not throwing out a bar of soap regardless of how well fucked it is. What I’m wondering is how big are these bars of soap in which Buzzfeed thinks dudes can cut a hole large enough for their penis to fit through without compromising the structural integrity of their sanitary sex toy.

I had to have a Steam broadcast conference with a friend to decide on whether my khajiit should have tufted ears or not. This is sorcery to me.

There’s a fine joke in there that I am far too classy to make.

I’m not sure that there are words to express how I feel about that. Sort of...splruh but with an undercurrent of kashaw.

Calavera, you say?

In either case, he welcomes death if it means he can escape that gods damned laugh track that haunts him at every turn.

I would still wonder how likely those two were even if he stayed. But who knows...I like to be hopeful. If they do those two games, Swery might consult on them even if he’s not there full time.

Since I don’t have it for either console, let me offer the wholly unhelpful suggestion of getting it for PC! But if I were choosing between the two consoles, I’d probably go with Xbox. To be honest though, that’s mostly down to my annoyance with the clunkiness of PSN for dlc and the store overall. It doesn’t hurt that…

Hmm...Nyanzo? It kind of works.

What does this mean for the current build of My Life? Am I real? Have I been hacked? Oh god I don’t know what’s going on anymore!

Somewhere, a tamagotchi quietly shits itself to death.

Maybe if you have something with value to a collector you could get lucky and run into an employee who knows what the game might actually be worth and would be willing to do something on their own? Otherwise of course they won’t care. You’ll get what the list says.