I feel like it’s going to get to the point where cars will be required to have an eye tracking camera or something similar built in that punishes you if it detects you aren’t looking at the road or detects you dicking around with your phone for a certain amount of time.

On the road, that car is almost as loud as the Reb we used to have when I was a kid. Which isn’t that surprising...both four wheel drive, both mid engine, both amphibious, both terribly slow on water, and both the pinnacle of engineering in their day. Wait no...no I’m thinking of the opposite thing. The Reb was such a…

I can’t say I envy you here. I once had Applebee’s quesadilla burger. My bowels have never evacuated themselves as quickly and forcefully as after that culinary nightmare.

It should also be noted that Rubicant might just have the best legs in Final Fantasy.

My overriding memory of playing a gnome female was almost daily propositioning from night elf males. It wasn’t even an RP server! No thanks.

I can’t tell you how many times that has happened to me. I don’t know what’s more distressing...that there isn’t a 405 near me or that I’m typically finding myself sans pants. It’s very troubling.

Trump would have taken him out behind the wood shed if he had upstaged him with better fried chicken.

He sounds like someone I would have liked to play a few games with.

Quite easily. Noodles...no but really it’s more like pah-stuh around here.

Stop making me want to play things! Originally I was just going to get Deus Ex. Then I found out Project Diva X is coming out in the same week. So now I’m having to get two games and you’re over here with your “WoW leveling” and “good time” malarkey! *sigh* I mean, it is just the expansion...

I like the idea but yeah, hat particular finish isn’t for me either. I’m getting a cheap filing cabinet vibe from it.

The only one I’ve ever used for my home computer and gaming is a Das Keyboard with the dorky(but awesome to me) blacked out keys. I can’t remember the exact model but they’ve probably iterated beyond it anyway. I think it’s a phenomenal keyboard. Echoing others, I’ve heard Corsair makes a good one so I don’t think…

RE4 on current consoles is a big surprise. I’m definitely getting that...after Deus Ex and Project Diva X anyway. Ah but there’s God Eater 2 as well. Damn it’s a good week for gaming.

Same...that is until I got to “Fuck my ass! Shit in (or maybe shitting) hell!” It’s a definite toss up between the two for me.

I love them all. Personal favorite in the video is the guy who finishes off his “Fucking hell” with a lovely “Jesus wept.”

That sounds like something I would do. I do the same in Starbound on a new character. Even when it’s a complete waste of my time, I can’t help hollowing the starter planet out. You get to know the caves like the back of your hand, you build a little house, farm, and suddenly it’s become your planet. I feel like a…

Staind? Nah, Joker is a huge Danity Kane fan. He’s just looking for someone to fix his H-E-A-R-T.

I got a little laugh out of the random goon with the “Suicide” tattoo scrawled on his forehead. He wears it better than the Joker...but he still looks like a complete dink. Also sweet merciful Jah does the game look good. Hopefully my PC can do it justice.

It’s baffling when you know they probably had a dozen takes on that line and they go with the worst one. At least I’m assuming worst because Mercer has been good in the few things I know him from.