With how often they get DDoSed, I’d say unavailable.net.

In a desperate move to get people to buy stamps, Poland releases special Gwent stamps.

Hey, every little bit counts. I’ll take a liter of cola.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Meanwhile, for Metroid’s 30th...

He’s in a Whole Foods.

I have dreamed of having Ashbringer back in Vanilla, even passing up on the legendary Sulfuras twice just so I can save up the DKP for it. Even now if everyone has it, I do not care.

Go fuck yourself.

Well what the fuck am I supposed to eat while waiting in traffic?

Make Space Marine 2 so that I can finally get some closure from the cliff hanger that the first game ended on and I will be happy.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

I’m here to bring you this week’s clean Oglaf

Holy Chess references!

Lesbian porn is like a Ferrari and Lamborghini racing down a mountain road, side-by-side, trading the lead, back and forth, as a stunning sunset fades in the distance. Male and female straight porn is like a gorilla jumping up and down on the seats of a 1985 convertible Corvette.

Much like how soldiers want to be Marines, the Army would like to be Valor.

The Marines will be Valor of course. I guess the Air force can be Instinct, and the Army can continue to lick windows.

Unacceptable. Team Instinct can not hold Area 51. Can we get some Valor trainers up there please!