Pretty low. Some of Kimmel’s stuff can be funny though. Generally, all of that goes on youtube almost immediately, so there’s no real point in watching his show (which is true of almost all of the late night hosts, really).

He’s better than Fallon.

“Since the criticism evidently flew over your head, I’ll spell it out...”

From what I understand, he wasn’t even in the suit that much for Force Awakens. I doubt he’ll be in there too much for this movie. Maybe just for promotional shots.

What exactly is your criticism? It would seem that a music video relating to the “systemic oppression of underclasses and minorities and disadvantaged groups” would be a good thing. But only if that artist is a person of color, I guess? I would think that a white artist spreading this message could be positive, since…

You use “I” statements, but not when it comes to any of your criticisms. You don’t say, “I find her music boring”, you just say “Boooooooooorrrrrriiiiing.” Or, you say “The shame shit as before. One long endless bummer”. Nothing in there indicates that you’re claiming this as your subjective experience. Instead, it…

“I wonder what’s she’s going to be like when she finally gets to be super old and plastic...”

I always think it’s weird when people criticize what other people like in music, since music is so subjective.

Should have been Emmy Rossum. #NotMyBelle

I immediate noticed that shot you have a screengrab of. It’s very awkward.

Yeah, like those Duke lacrosse players. No one thought they were guilty.

“’(Milo) has ample venues to spew his hateful diatribes. There is no value in ‘debating’ him.’” 

HA! There’s no way she’s the daughter/reincarnation of Qui Gon Jinn.

How exactly has she been fucked over? The DNC tried to hand her the Presidency, even though it was perfectly clear that she is extremely unpopular with a ton of the population (Democrats included).

“Right, right. Hundreds of years of colonialism and genocide weren’t ‘illegal.’”

“The Greatest Command is to “Love God with all your heart, all your soul and all your mind” and the next is to “Love your neighbor as yourself”.

As often as this sentiment is expressed, it doesn’t make any real sense. Say what you will about Europeans coming to American and colonizing it, but it wasn’t illegal, since they weren’t breaking any actual law. The comparison is apples to oranges. It’s like saying the British government can’t control who immigrates…

What do you call someone who breaks a law? Criminal, I guess. Would that be a better descriptor?

“Other than creating a police state, please tell me exactly how the Republicans are making life better for Americans now.”

Welcome to Jezebel. This place is insane.