Nope, they’re afraid they might accidentally fellate someone while in a public bathroom.

They are idiots. They aren’t smart enough to figure out what they stand for. They have to be told what to be mad about.

Sounds like he was worried that while they were wrecking the bathroom at Arbys or whatever, the radical left would come deface their trucks

This mutant probably thinks he’s part of some sort of master race, too. That’s the scariest part of all. 

Madison Cawthorn memes? In this meme economy? But yeah, it’s just MAGA rebranded with bigger lens flares to push the idea that once they take over they’re going to laser beam the liberals and Trump is a lion with laser beam eyes.

It’s even dumber than that: it’s a shitpost meme circus using a shitfuck of red and glowing laser eyes to imply that when Trump gets re-elected in 2024 he’s going to Homelander laser eyes all the liberals and undesirables.

I was hoping that after he got beat in the primary, he’d stand up and peel off the mask... SACHA BARON COHEN the whole time!

You just know that simple typo already has scores of tinfoil-hat terrorists screaming online about how he’s “admitted to being part of the evil Jewish space-lizard conspiracy!!!”

I’m pretty sure Matt Gaetz is the evil twin, having eaten his good twin in the womb.

It’s not that deep. He’s just not all that smart.

Sadly…there are millions of ears as brainless, inane and clutching for a leader…

He’s since corrected to “genteel,” so apparently it was a spelling error (if a rather Freudian one). Right up there with MTG and the “gazpacho.”

per capita normalizes for different populations.

Good driver training too. We don’t have that. Most states don’t even have car safety inspections. 

The US has 300% more vehicle deaths per capita than Germany. How does Germany do that? Not with any of that BS you wrote about. They have strict licensing requirements and good transit infrastructure.

This video gives me a very specific kind of anxiety

That was fast... I am always amazed when cars like that in Le Mans or in other series are so fast through the turns and just blasting by the GT cars.

That’s just being a actual boss entails lol.

I don’t have a front plate, either.

How much longer do we get to consider ourselves lucky?