Fair. It’s missing one of the holy features.

No diesel no sale.

How did my Dad find his way on to Jalopnik?

Right. That’s exactly when I buy it (sometimes).

But it’s not smart unless I know I won’t ever need more coolant (which I definitely will!)

The best Sportscar eras have been when manufacturers built cars that they also supplied to customer teams. The Ford V Ferrari era both manufacturers had double figure entries in the prototype classes most run by privateer teams. Similarly the bulk of the group C grids were made up of customer Porsche 956/962’s. The…

Good pants are right up there with jeans as the best clothing ever.  But the problem with pants is the fact that there are billions of sad, polyester or might-as-well-be-polyester, office-appropriate but joyless pants out there.  

I wholeheartedly agree about the superiority of cargo pants. Not only do cargo pants have pockets, but those pockets manage to get rid of all, or almost all, of the threat that what you are wearing are actually “slacks.” Skinny cargo pants look like you could wear them with a bandolier because you are an…

I’m envious of your pants having ability. I have zero pants that fit because I have a) gained weight recently and b) am not ready for the self-esteem hit buying new pants would entail.

Also women: use the toilet seat covers and stop trying to squat. You get pee EVERYWHERE! You do not have the thigh strength of Beyonce! And even if Bey found herself in an average airport bathroom like the rest of us she would use a fucking seat cover because she’s not nasty!

“The half time show was very sexual in nature. I have never seen so many sex poses outside porn magazines,” another complainant with a presumably rather boring sex life wrote.

Because cheerleading is where a woman’s ‘supposed’ to be

The complaints should be that the ladies in the half time show should be exploited, underpaid, and exploited in service of a billionaires and his juiced up, raged out pet millionaires, like the cheerleaders

This is a common tactic of certain people who think that throwing unrelated issues into an argument makes their argument stronger.

I’d also need to know more about the actual carbon footprint of rail travel in the US specifically, which - unless you’re on the Acela - is almost exclusively behind a Diesel that maxes out at 80mph.

So Ferraris come with their own bed bug control system?

“Though, it is generally older or bedridden people who actually have them on their clothes when they come in.”

My thought was this would be a self limiting problem in a car in Dallas in the summer. Just park it in the sun for a hour and you will top 150 degrees. 

On the list of News I Really Did Not Want to Hear Today, or Maybe Ever, that’s... Well... That’s up there.

People here are angry but at least the guy spends his money on cars. “Our” guy spent his inherited money on gold toilets and hush money payments.

If there is ever a world government of and by the people it will definitely put all of the oligarchs on trial. People like this should be condemned then even if they don’t live to see the day. Imagine commanding the resources to modify and make unique dozens of examples of a hybrid between engineering and art just to…