Lived downtown (17th and Irving Pl.) Paid 300 a month for space in a parking garage. (15 years ag0)

Lived in nw Portland in late 80's and a couple different times in early 90's, 20 minutes a day circling looking for a spot was de riguer.

I have considerably less than no time for the complaints about parking from anyone…

This.

I like to drink. I (used to) like to fly. I mind my p’s a q’s. Not hard to keep your damned self quiet and peaceable like.

Eject them and ban them, for life.

Why are these cunts always so goddamned big?  And what is it about being a giant fucker that makes you feel like you need to be a toolbag?

I was about to ask what is the big deal about blurring of license plates? Everyone you pass on the 2 hours a day you spend driving to and from the office can see your license plate. And everyone who sits behind you in the 45 minutes a week you spend waiting in line at Starbucks. And the 6 hours a month your car is…

I absolutely love that these monstrosities are a thing.  Seen quite a few of them around in my day.  I used to see two Polo harlequins in my old neighborhood.

A five day vacation wedding with a bunch of ‘friends’ sounds fun (I suppose, my wife and I got married with our dogs, 3 friends and their dogs) But if I was young and rich, sure.

But it’s 2021, can we retire the word curated already. Delish is getting lonely in the dustbin of vernacular anacronisms.

The people behind this sign have a lot to answer for. I remember when these went up in our city in 1989 or 90 or so (this very sign is actually across the street from my office)

When we were driving around downtown in our mini trucks and hatches with 1000lbs of stereo equipment in them, people weren’t racing.

When…

Everyone knows that flooding a country with small arms is a time honored first world strategy for destabilizing a nation/government.

Guess who’s favorite exceptional country is awash in small arms?

Yawn.

Not Q clearance by any chance is it?
:D

there’s definitely some period Chrysler Laser (Lazer?) in there.

Wow, there is a lot of crazy going on with this design.

I remember reading about the Piper Alpha disaster years ago. Specifically about how more than a decade later they were still fighting about who owed who what. Specifically, due to the nature of the insurance industry there were many players who were both owed and were liable to themselves on multiple tiers in the…

Dig a little and I bet you’ll find some fingerprints of people who have modern vehicles they’re hoping to sell to these folks.

I’ve used those headlight polish kits, and they work great, and they’re not all that expensive.
but.

What also works quite well, although not as long is polish (if you have some) and a buffer.

Like say if you’re buffing your paint, go over the headlight covers during the final polish, works a treat.

After decades of tooling on the south for sounding illiterate, while referring to everyone as you guys and dude for my entire life (I know) I’ve started using y’all and folks a lot.

“Around two hours later and over 25 miles away, California Highway Patrol caught up with the suspect”

How? How do you pick a random car out of the x# of cars on a freeway in Los Angeles?

Tracking on the vehicle? Lojack, or whatever the kids are using this century?

I  made a comment to this exact effect,  I should have read further down.

Next week’s headline:
“Activision joins long list of companies relocating to Texas for more favorable regulatory environment”

Because to be honest, if you’re moving to Texas, you’re probably an asshole.

Or an 82 Charger.