bada boom.

a! I passed one of these on my ride to work today, and was reminded of this quote attributed to some Jalop whose handle I can’t remember.

“Gizmodo has reached out to...Shamrock about whether they believe that the police deployment of the music”

Since police forces exist to protect wealth from people, I’m going to imagine that their opinion on the matter lives somewhere between “great” and “we dngaf.”

I feel like I’ve seen this in a film.  Not Megaforce, but something along the same lines.

And he shaves his legs, so 2 points from me for that.

Why in the hell does Matt Gaetz have any sort of a platform at all? 

“it’s...as far as I can tell, involuntary”
I practiced for weeks to be able to move my eyebrows independently of one another when I was 14 or 15, the standard technique using my index finger to push the eyebrow up until I could figure out how to move the muscles in my forehead. Another equally challenging physical…

239 million people were eligible to vote in the 2020 presidential election and roughly 66.1% of them submitted ballots, totaling about 158 million.

Roughly 33% of eligible voters, or 80 million people voted for him.

That’s a little more than 24% of the population of the United States.

My asshole cop of a cousin for example.  

I’m not a Harley guy, but I certainly loved the V rod. I like this thing too for pretty much the same reason.

edit: of course, the irony being that Harley guys hated it (afaik)

They need to be stopped before they get up the nerve to come and murder us all.

You don’t even have to listen closely to hear them fantasizing about it any more, they’re doing it in the open on national media.

“Between 2016 and 2021, 7,000 crashes in Ohio were attributed to 3,000 unsecured loads, resulting in more than 700 injuries and six deaths,”

I don’t understand how the market hasn’t sorted this out by now.

Because folks with the money for a billion dollar hypercar are buying thousands of houses as well.

Not at all weird, that without reading the headline I immediately thought Eddie Griffin when I saw the first photograph.

“We ask that you respect our final decision on this matter as we have fully addressed your concerns.”

Sounds just like the shithole Motel 6 in Coos Bay Oregon’s response to me after pointing out the bedbugs I found in my room.

“Thank you for bringing this to our attention: A special cleaning team was dispatched to your…

I know a Tauntaun when I hear one.

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I got culture!