That Tom McKay quote is gold, but.

And cheese!

I hate all made-up gender marked nouns. SheEO is indeed awful. I can’t stand man-cave, man-bag etc. Of course I also can’t stand slang invented after I turned 40, so get off my lawn.

The French have it right, they have an entire official entity to guard their language from this nonsense.

My wife and I went to the beach for the weekend in early fall a few years back. Last thing we heard before we passed out was that there was a storm with possible snow in the coast range.

Woke up about 5 ish and hit the road, and drove into 2-3 inches or so me on 40 series summer tires.

I rarely drove in the rain then,…

Burn it all down, God I hate religion.

They say (well, someone here said it to me once) that you always have an affinity for the styling of cars around when you came of age to drive, for me that was ‘85, and I love me some mid-80's Euro goodness, with the odd Fiero GT or Starion GS-R thrown in.

But I’m really drawn to the single unbroken lines from the…

Out walking the dog this morning I noticed that someone has driven through the wall of my post office.

There may well be an argument to be made, but I don’t think that people inclined to mistake the brake for the gas would be best served by advice to (continue to) drive with both feet.

A few times over the last decade or so I’ve offered ride-share to the Bay Area or Los Angeles from Portland via craigslist.

Didn’t think anything of it when my (now) wife offered to field my calls for me.

“Of course I told every college girl/aspiring actress/hippie chick/floozie” that the spot had been filled when they…

Or a shower. When my bits are fusty, 99x out of a hundred that’s why.

edit: Now that I’ve had time to reconsider, this also is not entirely true. When my ass stinks, it’s not actually my penis or my anus that smells. It’s the sweat, urine, fecal material and the bacteria that goes with it accumulating on the skin and…

The Magnum was sort of okay in a wagon-y sense. But I really disliked the Charger as it was fuugly. Hoogly-moogly fuugly.

I am really fond of it post facelift; I could see myself driving one, if a sedan wasn’t wholly unsuited for my lifestyle.

So this is good. And it’s Mmm Purple.

“some quack” There are still people in this country who will do female circumcision, so this is eminently possible.

I’m right in the middle of GenX, and I have a really annoying cousin who was born in 1979 who is constantly pissing and moaning about Millenials.

But that’s when she’s not making cryptic gripes on facebook that are directed at specific people that no one besides her and the person she’s beefing with could possibly know.

See also: driving with your head up your phone!

“New Yorkers can only expect the NYPD to provide paralyzed policing on city streets.”

Sounds alot like what folks here expect to get from PPB officers who live in Vancouver when Washinton’s fascists come to Portland to cause trouble.

Was thinking the same thing.

actual quote from my brother. “My wife is an awful driver, that’s why I got her the biggest heaviest thing I could afford”

A dollar says most were also driving with their head lodged firmly up their phone.

Apologies if I said this yesterday, but given the way I see so many people drive every day, this video fills me with ineffable glee.

hahahaha. that is wonderful

She’s wonderful.

Oh god, poor thing.

Wall of howling zombies over here, run this way...oh no, wall of howling zombies over here too...run that way. Oh shit, am I trapped in this bowl surrounded by howling bloodthirsty predators?