It’s not like the FSB ever killed anyone for anything.

Well, I hope they worry that they’re going to die of throat cancer from HPV. Hell, I’m even afraid of that. Kids these days have it too easy.

I was thinking to stop the tide from washing sand over the road, onto the runway.

I was thinking maybe to stop the tide from washing sand over the road or onto the runway.

blerghh.....hahaha I retired that account.

Or they could you know, just remove the trip and bludgeon hazards for a fraction of the cost.

“just in case you don’t read our sign about not running on the pool deck, we’ve ringed it with punji sticks to illustrate how serious we are”

From what I can see, neither the woman in the video nor the one who died was killed by the jet blast. The problem is, as with many things, that the warning itself is disingenous and misleading.* This leads to non-compliance.

They were killed by falling over onto the concrete curb conveniently located in the spot…

Never, since people don’t need cars to live in.

Houses on the other hand....

Yeah, the vocal “Oh shit!” from me turned a couple heads in my office.

Gorka reminds me that a couple days ago, some fucking Serbs beat an American tourist to death for talking to one of their girls in a Greek bar.

And before someone says that Hungarians and Serbians aren’t the same, you’ll have to tell me how much different shithead racists from Alabama are from those from Tennessee.

(most of) Europe is civilised.

https://www.thelocal.es/20161019/spain-approves-equal-parental-leave-for-fathers

Making fun of other people’s music is even more popular than arguing about politics. Everything sucks but what I listen to, and that’s as true for you as it is for me

Do we force people to go hiking?

0 for 2

(so long as they aren’t hurting others)

When conservatives disagree with your opinion, we don’t resort to violence or property destruction something something.....

Not the price, what your insurance company will pay on your behalf for that price.

I remember, for laughs, running the insurance numbers on an Evo VI when I lived in England.

I shit you not, it was 1500

a month.

What do you want to bet that, due to UK law, the NHS would be on the hook to foot the bill for however many millions of dollars worth of snake oil the US medical industry will throw at him.

I’d even wager that if this gets denied, someone will use the term “death panel” to describe the body making the demand for proof…

My grandparents neighbor refused to put siding on his house, left it tar papered forever.

So his property value...and his taxes wouldn’t go up, he had absolutely no intention of selling and moving.

After his kid inherited it, he sided it.

I’ll never forget the first time I heard Cradle of Filth, but I was lucky I discovered them when I did. Because right about that time is when things started to go wrong for me. I don’t know what happened.

 People just stopped returning my calls.

:D

My closest cousins are three. The middle boy turned out to be the religious, racist (self-declared), country music loving, conservative republican.