I assumed he was an Aaron Burr guy since he had the better shot.

Having Timmy on the ticket could shore up Popovich’s campaign with the big fundamentalist voting bloc.

Yes, the idea Tattoo-bearing people should be a “protected class” is completely ridiculous.

4th or 5th grade, Little League. Coed team, that was awesome. Less awesome was I was standing on 2nd base and after a pitch, the catcher overthrew the pitcher and the ball rolled next to me. Because I was a helpful kid, I bent down, picked up the ball, and tossed it to the pitcher. Hey, we’re all having fun out here,…

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

Schilling and Kruk were the ones demoted? Looks like survival of the fittest is a real concept after all.

Judging by the grammar, 100%.

She won’t leave. She has no incentive to leave. She is the only star on a network full of assholes and idiots, and she gets to express her honest opinion every once in a while. She couldn’t make the same money anywhere else, and she’s the only person at Fox allowed to actually seem smart once in a while - where would…

my favorite nickname so far is VanillaISIS... I choked on my water, but still I get what you’re saying. It does downplay the seriousness of the matter.

Hi. Why do you continue to refer to them as “Armed militia”? They are white men armed to the teeth and have taken over government property. Illegally. They are not a “militia” and you, and everyone, knows this bit of information. What is the guideline you are following that requires (?) you to refer to them with that…

I bet he still believes in God, though.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

San Diego, you have been liberated from a greedy, assbag owner who wanted you to pay for his playground and a tone-deaf sports league that literally doesn’t care about anything other than money, revels in stupidity, and is slowly killing its players. And all it cost you was eight days a year of overpriced tickets and…

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